Sorry I fell behind. (You're still watching this show, right?)
TONIGHT: A special main event interview with NEW NXT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS! Our main event MATCH is tag team action: THE ASCENSION vs. THE USOS ALSO TONIGHT: RICHIE STEAMBOAT vs. KASSIUS OHNO AUDREY MARIE vs. PAIGE PERCY WATSON vs. LEO KRUGER All this PLUS "BLANCMANGE" BRODUS CLAY in action against RYAN COLLINS
Awwwww, man. I thought you were going to say something along the lines of: And then I looked at my "Head Cheese" Steve Blackman. And I took the piece of cheese off his head, and put it on Gandalf! Ahahahahaha!