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For the third to the last time, you make the rain fall! This is a huge elimination episode that will cut the original crop of Rookie Divas by half. As we saw in the Who Did You Vote For? Thread, the W Universe is divided, with each Rookie getting one whole, entire vote!

Coming LIVE (on tape) over the Internet from Richmond, Virginia, home of former WWE Diva and current TNA Knockout Mickie James, it's Antepenultimate NXT3! Or as Cole says, "Welcome to the Resistance!" As Striker introduces our four remaining Rookie Divas, Josh informs us that AJ is falling in the JMP, which he then helpfully explains is the "Josh Mathews Poll". And I was wrong that AJ and Kaitlyn had Immunity after last week; there are still two more Elimination Challenges tonight to determine who will have Immunity. All righty. The first challenge is:

How Well Do You Know Your WWE Pro? Cole: "Wasn't this last week?" No, those were their high school photos. This challenge is about asking the Pros a question about their Rookie and seeing if the Rookie can guess their Pros answer. Bruno Sammartino and Larry Zbyszko played this game back in '79. It got over then, it'll get over now.

Striker introduces the relevant Pros: Kelly Kelly for Naomi, Goldust for Aksana, Primo for AJ, and Vickie Guerrero for Kaitlyn. Aksana applauded her husband and AJ cheered for and made cutesy smiles for Primo. What's Spanish for "he's tapping that?"

All right, first question: "When I first saw my Rookie, I thought she was ______?"

Cole: "Dumb?"

The Pros write their answers on white cardboard and...

AJ guesses: Underage?
Primo: 16 years old

Striker: "16 is underage in most states, I am aware." That was the line of the night. The more we learn about Striker with his witty asides, the bigger his file with the FBI should grow.

Naomi guesses: Athletic
Kelly: Athletic (Striker: "And spelled correctly!" Wow. Between that and constantly calling her "Kels" - anyone who follows her and the other Divas on Twitter knows K2's actual nickname is "Poops" - Striker is condescending at a world class level tonight.)

Kaitlyn guesses: So much prettier than her
Vickie: A man. Yeah, you know, from the neck down, I'd have made the same call initially.

Aksana: Hot
Goldust: Sexy

It would have been hard for Aksana to miss the Oscar forming beyond the gold material of Goldust's bodysuit around the groinal area. Okay, so the married couple and the two who are probably secretly banging are on the same page.

Next question, "How would your Pro rate your in-ring ability?"

Naomi guesses: 5
Kelly: 5

Kaitlyn guesses: 1
Vickie: 3 Cole is right, that's actually a compliment. And Vickie has always tried to bring out the potential in Kaitlyn in her own way.

Aksana guesses: 5
Goldust: 3 Yeah, but now rate Aksana as a kisser, Goldust!

AJ guesses: 4 because "there's always room for improvement."
Primo: 4

Final question: "Who does your Rookie think should be eliminated tonight?"

AJ guesses: Aksana
Primo: Aksana Aksana is very offended by this.

Aksana guesses: Kaitlyn
Goldust: AJ Does Aksana talk about AJ in her sleep, Dustin? Oh wait, you wouldn't know.

Kaitlyn guesses: Naomi
Vickie: Naomi They've just been proven racist by the racist prover! God, I hope they're right.

Naomi: Akzana? If CM Punk said it like that, that'd be her name from now on. But from Naomi, it just sounds extra dumb.
Kelly: Kaitlyn I guess K2 still remembers the early season animosity between Kaitlyn and Naomi when Kaitlyn mocked Naomi's ass.

Final Score: AJ 3, Aksana 1, Kaitlyn 1, Naomi 2. AJ wins the challenge and this puts her in the lead for Immunity.

Meanwhile, Cole and Josh continue to have fun writing their own signs and come up with winners like: "I HATE NXT" "I'M WITH STUPID" "[BAN] COLE'S BBQ" and Cole's favorite: "ELIMINATE ME".

Naomi vs. Kaitlyn In A Rematch From The First Round Of Last Week's Arm Wrestling, Only Not Just With The Arm. Kelly's already on the apron with her music playing as Naomi waits in the ring. God, I hate her. Naomi, not Kelly. Vickie provides what Cole describes as "a wonderful introduction" for Kaitlyn. When the match starts, Josh mocks Cole's flip floppiness on commentary. Give him a break! Cole's just saying what he's being told to say. Oh wait, that's Josh's point. Cole retorts, "What're you now, the babyface play by play announcer?" Meanwhile, in the match, take a look at Kaitlyn's mat wrestling skillz! Leg scissors and farmer's rolls. Is she Kaitlyn the Farmer's Daughter now? Once back to a vertical base, Naomi whips Kaitlyn into the turnbuckles and does a flying leg lariat (mostly an ass to Kaitlyn's face). Or as Cole puts it, "Naomi uses a part of her body as offense," which makes Josh snicker. Kaitlyn is actually doing kind of all right; she's a lot less tentative, more arrogant with her facial reactions, and this is probably her smoothest in ring performance ever. And just like that, it's over for Kaitlyn - Naomi wins with her jumping kick to the face. Vickie is furious and berates her post match, all the way up the ramp until Kaitlyn disappears to the back, at which point, Vickie flips the switch of her screeching off and takes her seat with the other Pros. It's telling that Naomi won the match but the camera abandoned her in her post-match celebration and stayed with Vickie and Kaitlyn. Even when Naomi wins, she loses. Also, she's horrible and please go away.

In the back hallway, Aksana catches up with Goldust offers him sunflowers ("they're gold and black") with her apologies. Then again, he and his father threw a net on her last night, so maybe he owes her an apology too? But no, Aksana tries to explain her actions: "It was like in Lord of the Rings when the Smigol turned to Gombol." Aksana has a match with AJ next and pleads for Goldust's help in her tinniest girliest Minnie Mouse voice until Goldust succumbs. He should bring a shovel, just in case.

AJ vs. Aksana in The Other Rematch From The First Round of Arm Wrestling, Where AJ's Scrawny Arms Are Less of a Factor. Goldust fakes out Aksana, throws the flowers onto the stage and stands behind his fellow Pros, which Aksana doesn't notice until she gets to the ring. Poor Aksana has no one to counter act the strategic mind of Primo on the apron. Josh speculates on the AJ and Primo relationship while Cole works the getting phone call gimmick, where he talks to Joey Styles on the phone (though on Twitter, Styles says he called Cole and left a voice mail. Styles also gave away who was eliminated Bella-style on Twitter before the elimination happened.) Josh pulls a Cole and mocks Joey Styles like Styles was JR or something. And I'm confused. The announcers seem to be going through the motions from material they've done in the previous weeks. Meanwhile, Aksana chucks AJ out of the ring and then does so again where it actually merits a Double Feature. Josh was actually surprised to have to call a relay in an NXT match. Back in the ring, Aksana wraps up AJ in a nasty looking submission hold (what is that called? I've seen it before but never knew it's name). AJ reciprocates and latches onto Aksana with Gail Kim's Satellite submission hold. Aksana falls to the mat and taps! AJ wins by what I think is the first submission victory in NXT3! Goldust makes faces at the beaten Aksana from the stage. Is there time for a marriage counseling storyline in the final two weeks?

All four Rookies are back in the ring after the break and it's time now for the second Elimination Challenge: Dis The Diva (II)! And Mae Young's not here, so we won't be hearing [cum guzzling gutter] "sluts" and "bitches" tonight.

Up first is AJ, who "showed us the sugar" and now is gonna "show us the spice." I echo Cole: Ugh. She Tweets better than she Promos. "Aksana, you tapped out. Kaitlyn, I love you, but the world wouldn't know your name without Vickie. And you stole my shoes. Naomi, your personality is a drippy faucet." Boring chant starts, and Cole joins in and tries to lead it.

Aksana: "Let me entertainment you! Why you laughing? By the way, I saw you [Naomi] on some show. What show? You were fighting for your babies." She tried to say Jerry Springer, I think. To Kaitlyn: "Stay away from my husband." To AJ: "You look like child. You should go to kindergarden. Love you. Kisses kisses." See, I think that should have won.

Kaitlyn takes the Breakfast Club route with her promo, labeling Naomi the Jock, Aksana the weird foreign exchange student, AJ the nerd, and herself as the Prom Queen. That last one didn't win anyone over, to the effect that what should have been a gimme, when she accused Aksana of not knowing what USA stands for - "U suck Askana!" - didn't become the chant she wanted. Aksana jumps on top Kaitlyn and attacks her a couple of times but Kaitlyn keeps no-selling it and laughing it off.

Last but not least, it turned out, was Naomi: She praises Kaitlyn's legs and says too bad her wrestling skills aren't as good as her legs. Naomi asks Primo who she is and then jumps around like AJ (on their hotel room bed? I'm just asking questions!) Finally, Naomi compares Aksana to Jamie Keyes and Maxine because she'll be eliminated next. Kelly Kelly loved it.

The audience judged and I guess they judged appropriately: AJ is booed soundly. Aksana is booed. Naomi: Cheers and some boos. Kaitlyn: Boos. By virtue of being the only one cheered, Naomi shockingly wins a Promo Challenge, but mainly because Kaitlyn and AJ sucked and (dumb) people hate Aksana.

But it doesn't matter because in the final tally, AJ has Immunity.

At the request of Striker, the Pros huddle up with their clipboards on the stage. Cole is talking to a Cole Miner at ringside. Josh takes us to Mean Gene's UPDATE (I want an Old School Summerslam shirt.)

Back from break again and we still gotta kill some time, so Striker decides to Pick the Pros brains. Start with the Bellas. Whatever it was Brie said, Nikki shut Brie up. Nikki says the Rookies lack class and respect and she doesn't think any of them should be on TV. "Do any of these Rookie Divas compare to us?" Striker moves on to Alicia Fox, who cuts the longest promo of her career thus far, saying she thinks she's at Diva Day Care (gets no reaction). Then she name drops Maxine, as if Maxine were still around, and closes with: "I'm a hungry piranha looking to bite your head off. So they can take it, leave it, and... uh, that's what I think." Alicia would have been booed in Dis the Diva too, except the audience couldn't be bothered to make a sound.

Finally, it comes time to for the elimination. The RAW Draft Lottery Titan Tron spins and lands on the woman Joey Styles revealed minutes prior on Twitter... to my great disappointment... AKSANA IS ELIMINATED. Upon hearing her name, Aksana dramatically faints. Then sobs when she's on the ground. Then cuts a promo: "It was a mistake! I'm going to Mr. Vince McMahon's office and write a letter!" (He's in a coma!) "I will be back! Love you!" The whole thing happens while AJ is laughing her ass off like she's Kelly Kelly.

But that's not all, as Aksana makes it up the ramp, Goldust meets her and unzips his bodysuit to reveal: No, not documents! "I want a divorce!" And Aksana really is done! No more Million Dollar Championship, no more marriage, and no more NXT!

Well. The wheels seem to be coming off the wagon. This episode seemed exhausted from the get-go. The announcers seemed exhausted, the Rookies seemed exhausted, and the writing seems exhausted. I'm sensing with the end so nigh, they're in "Let's Wrap This Shit Up" mode. I don't know what they'll do next week to fill that last hour before they finally kill this thing for good, but I'm just glad... No, I'm not glad for anything. Naomi could actually win this thing. She probably has a better overall shot than Kaitlyn. I have a bad feeling about this...

(edited by John Orquiola on 16.11.10 2137)


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Nice to see Goldust get his revenge. Too bad this will likely end his run on regular WWE TV until his book/DVD comes out.

Best things tonight:

5. Josh's "Im with Stupid" sign
4. ripping off the Newlywed game
3. Cheap shot at Johnny Ace
2. Trying to put Joey Styles on the air via cell phone
1. Kelly Kelly's dress

I won't miss Aksana. Her charm left her with the heel turn.






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There was a "JR" sign that I really liked, but I don't remember it now.

Oh, and of course the initial "STOP THE PAIN" sign.

You would have thought that Aksana using a movie reference would score her some points with Goldust....of course, that may require more knowledge of Goldust's gimmick than I'm giving any potential scriptwriters of this backstage segment credit for.

I think that's all I can add at this point.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.53
    Originally posted by CRZ
    There was a "JR" sign that I really liked, but I don't remember it now.

    Oh, and of course the initial "STOP THE PAIN" sign.

    You would have thought that Aksana using a movie reference would score her some points with Goldust....of course, that may require more knowledge of Goldust's gimmick than I'm giving any potential scriptwriters of this backstage segment credit for.

    I think that's all I can add at this point.


Josh had a sign that said "cole's BBQ" with the slash through it.

I presume someone still remembers Dustin's gimmick. I noticed that all the pros sat in regular chairs, while goldust sat in a director's chair.



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I went back and checked the clip - the sign I was talking about ("WHERE IS JR?") seems rather boring in retrospect - I guess that's why I didn't remember it.

Here's a screencap, more for Cole's continued ringing endorsement of this show:



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.81
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

this show should be beaten with shovels

Was this the first completely worked elimination where the eliminated was clearly clued in ahead of time? Possibly Daniel Bryan's.

    Originally posted by Aksana
    You look like child. You should go to kindergarten. And I feel bad for you.


ahahahaha an amazing lady

    Originally posted by Vickie Guerrero
    A MAN


ahahahaha an amazing lady

amazingest lady: Nikki Bella. perhaps my favorite wrestler right now.

AJ gets her immunity from Game Genie.
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    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    this show should be beaten with shovels




Add a pick ax, hammer, & chisel. I'm with you then.





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#8 Posted on
    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    this show should be beaten with shovels


This show certainly wasn't the equivalent of dancing in a net.

    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    Was this the first completely worked elimination where the eliminated was clearly clued in ahead of time?


Perhaps during the commercial break Aksana read the spoiler Tweet Joey Styles would send three hours in the future.

    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    amazingest lady: Nikki Bella. perhaps my favorite wrestler right now.


Yes yes. Nikki is the new Dashing. Brie's only smoke and mirrors.

AJ's lack of promo skills and inability to connect with anyone not on Twitter is a negative. Kaitlyn's inability to take anything seriously and seeming lack of caring whether or not she's even in this company in December is a negative. Naomi is a negative. Why should the one minute Divas get on RAW to wrestle a week get wasted on her? Who wants to hear LayCool make fun of her on Smackdown (well, maybe that could be fun...)? Maybe nobody should win this thing.



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This is the first one I actually watched "live", but only came in halfway thru Kaitlyn/Naomi's match. Not much there other than that boot to Kaitlyn's face almost tore it off. Boo, Naomi. Boo.

During AJ/Aksana. when Aksana threw AJ out of the ring, then went outside, threw her back in, then immediately threw her back out, while yelling, "MAYBE NOT" was fantastic! Keep the shovels away from her. I got a kick out of Goldust bailing on her, just throwing the sunflowers down in disgust. Sweet, sweet beauty. AJ's submission finisher was impressive, tho.

Dis the Diva. Not much there other than Aksana. :You were fighting for your babies!"

If only Cole could have got Styles to come thru the mic. NXT commentary via cell while Cole kicks back with his Miners in the background would have been frame worthy.

How much more rain can be produces in the few weeks eft? I can't wait to see.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO THE FUCKING FUCK IS VOTING FOR NADOMI RIG THE FUCKING THING AND ELIMINATE HER FOR FUCK'S SAKE...fuck!

I'm not really a big Naomi fan.

    Originally posted by odessasteps
    I won't miss Aksana. Her charm left her with the heel turn.


Beaten with shovels came out after, as was net dancing. Sad to see her go. My PVR stopped recording after Aksana fell to the ground, very disappointed to hear she may be gone for good. I'd like her to keep entertainment me.

Unfair piling on Kaitlyn (I could read her shirt this week, Young, Sexy & Chic)- her U Suck Aksana chant did start going and her diss was better than the crowd gave credit for.

All show I wanted to enter the Konami code on AJ's pubic region...but then this episode really didn't deserve more lives.



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I finally got around to watching this week's episode, and this is the first time I've ever started cracking up laughing watching. Aksana's whole Dis The Diva segment just made me lose it, her talking was so horrible. I won't miss her though.

For posterity:
"WWE let me entertainment you.
(To Kaitlyn) Why you laughing? By the way I saw you on some show.
(To Naomi) What show? [Naomi: Jerry?]
(To Kaitlyn) Jerry Garand? You are ... fighting for your babies. Anyway.
(To Naomi) and you [ugly? bun?] Stay away from my husband.
(To AJ) And you, tiny spicy? You look like child. You should go to kindergarden. And I feel bad for you.
(To crowd) So anyway, so all you people wanna be just like Aksana. Love you, kisses kisses."
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Dis the diva: shall we blame PG, or was this actually the best they could come up with?

Aksana and AJ actually showed some nice submissions.

The Bellas are fucking awesome!

Alicia Fox is the complete opposite!

How exactly are the girls supposed to get a reaction from the crowd when they are buried by commentary every second, and treated like a complete joke right from the start?

Liking Aksana? Hello???? Aksana is the most horrible person ever on WWE programming, and everybody who even thinks about pretending to like her should get shot in the head right away!

AJ wins it anyway. There is no alternative, period. Seriously, there is NO ALTERNATIVE! Kaitlyn is severely fuckable, but can't wrestle for shit. Naomi is a black hole of charisma. AJ not only looks like she is she only one having fun, she is also the only who wants to be there. All she needs to do now is gain 10-15 pounds.
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    Originally posted by UnsUwe
    Naomi is black.
She sure is!



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    Originally posted by CRZ
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      Naomi is black.
    She sure is!


You've just been proven racist by the racist-prover! Unlike me, of course, for I never once noticed Naomi is black.



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    Originally posted by CRZ
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      Naomi is black.
    She sure is!



Hahahaha, that's funny. Only......not.
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    Originally posted by UnsUwe
      Originally posted by CRZ
        Originally posted by UnsUwe
        Naomi is black.
      She sure is!



    Hahahaha, that's funny. Only......not.







Does the editing cause a violation of German speech laws?
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    Originally posted by UnsUwe
    Liking Aksana? Hello???? Aksana is the most horrible person ever on WWE programming, and everybody who even thinks about pretending to like her should get shot in the head right away!


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    Originally posted by UnsUwe
    Hahahaha, that's funny. Only......not.


You're right, racism is never funny.



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    Originally posted by Moss
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      Hahahaha, that's funny. Only......not.


    You're right, racism is never funny.
You're so wrong, whitey.



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