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It's Halloween week as Michael Cole welcomes us to NXT, and like Halloween, Cole "guarantees the show will be horrifying!" Because it's Halloween week, all of the Rookie Divas are wearing their Halloween costumes and it turns out they all have to compete in their costumes as well.

First down the rampway is AJ, dressed as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, which was also Eve Torres' costume a couple of years ago. AJ's is deliberately sexier while Eve, as I recall, went a little bit more for authenticity (i.e. not sexy.)

Next is Naomi wearing a giant white hand, and thank goodness Josh is there with the script (more on the script later) to helpfully inform us that Naomi is dressed as the Hamburger Helper Hand. Whoever told her to wear that hates her, and if she came up with that herself, then I hate her.

Kaitlyn appears next and we don't even need to have the upcoming segment - she's the winner. Kaitlyn is dressed in a perfect Vickie Guerrero costume, complete with wig and extra padding on the backside. (Kaitlyn goes very far mocking others' asses.) Seriously, as soon as Kaitlyn appeared, they could have called the whole next segment off.

Maxine is next dressed as an Ice Queen, so Josh says, but it's just a sexy silver outfit with a white fur hoodie. She looks hot and that goes a long way. Will this outfit put her on top? No, but it's better than that stupid hand Naomi's wearing.

Finally, Aksana comes out as the greatest in-joke of the evening. Kaitlyn was obviously spot-on as Vickie, but Aksana was clad in a skintight red devil costume, with horns and a tail. Why, she's a horny little she-devil! That Goldust certainly has a type.

The Rookie Divas are all lined up in the ring as Striker announces the scores (Naomi: 3, AJ: 1) leading into next week's elimination, which Striker claims is "OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!", at the moment forgetting Jamie Keyes ever existed. Though Naomi is in the lead, undeservedly after that bullshit fiasco of a limbo contest last week, Striker promises there'll be "many more" elimination challenges tonight. (There were two.) And here's the first one! A good old fashioned...

Halloween Costume Contest. Striker gives each Rookie Diva 15 seconds to impress the live audience judging, prompting Josh to aptly ask aloud, "What is the contest?!" Well, it turns out the contest was whatever. Aksana is up first and does little poses in her horny little she-devil costume. What's the sound of one golden man clapping? Now you know. Everyone else booed, a sound we're well accustomed to on NXT. Striker has the audacity to declare "Communism never looked so good!" So he thinks Aksana is a red commie! Amazing. Amazing amazing amazing!

Striker calls Maxine "Max(!)" and declares that she could melt her costume. Oh, I get it. She's hot. Max grabs the mic and it seems like she's about to Jamie Keyes it by hitting on Striker, but instead makes a thinly veiled allusion to what cold water could do to Striker's penis, and she still manages to work in "on top"! Being on top is what brought Max to the dance, and she's not stopping with that until she's on the bottom.

Kaitlyn is next and delivers exactly what was expected: "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!" My God, it's like I'm seeing double. Four Vickies! (I love that old Simpsons joke.) Kaitlyn goes for the coup de grace by falling down, landing on her enormous padded ass, and throwing a Patented Vickie Tantrum. Perfect! The audience wholeheartedly approves while Vickie herself scowls from the stage.

Naomi was next and utterly baffles me by cutting a promo about Hamburger Helper, which wasn't anywhere near when The Simpsons sang the Armour Hot Dogs song randomly many seasons ago. But Kelly Kelly loves her Rookie and thought it was hilarious. It's a good thing K2 has looks.

Finally, AJ is last and Josh cheerfully explains that because she's wearing a red mask, AJ is in fact costumed as Raphael of the Ninja Turtles, while Cole is outraged and calls him a nerd. Striker just had to tell AJ that she's "Certainly giving me a splinter!" AJ then does some poses with her sais and my brief fantasy of her gutting Striker with the sais goes unfulfilled. Nonetheless, Josh is enamored with AJ and says so many times this evening. I only need look at my Xbox Live Friend List (Request Pending) to know how I feel about our little miss April Jeanette.

Finally, we go to the audience vote and it's obvious who won, though AJ also got a nice round of applause, but Striker milks it, and asks the audience again if they prefer Kaitlyn or AJ, which sends Cole in a ballistic state for milking it and making this show "last 20 seconds longer than it needs to!" Every second counts. Cole theorizes Striker is doing this because "He blew the limbo contest last week." In any case, the winner was clearly Kaitlyn, which puts her on the board and redeems the terrible last two weeks she had. Striker throws back to Cole and Josh and calls them "Todd Pettingill and Sean Mooney". Before commercial, Cole jokes, "For those in the audience old enough to remember who those guys were..." (That's me!)

Maxine vs. Naomi. As Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox come to the ring to Pro their Rookies, the best written wrestling show shown on the Internet on Tuesday night continues with an explanation from Josh that this match is happening because Max challenged Naomi as a result of her getting screwed over in the limbo contest last week. That limbo contest continues to cast a dark shadow over all our lives. Meanwhile Cole wishes everyone a "Happy Marty McFly Day", referencing "one of the greatest movies of all time", Back to the Future, which lets Josh call Cole a nerd for once. When the match starts, Tony Chimel brings over a copy of Big Show's movie Knucklehead to Cole and Josh. Cole is delighted because Knucklehead is better than watching NXT and pops the DVD into his laptop. While that's happening, Josh scolds Chimel for reading the script. Apparently ring announcers aren't supposed to read the script! As this tomfoolery takes place, Maxine and Nadine are actually having a pretty aggressive match, with Max taking advantage of how handicapped Nad is in her stupid costume. It even gets violent as Max tosses Nad out to the floor and bashes her into the announce desk. They end up fighting behind the desk and I guess Nad took a shot at Cole or something because Cole was pretty pissed off about it when the Rookies get back in the ring. Josh then reveals that he doesn't know what Hamburger Helper is, and doesn't know where to get it. Cole: "It's pasta mixed with hamburger meat. It's delicious. I eat it it all the time." As my brain is about to melt down, Nad overcomes the hand she's wearing, pins Max and wins the match, complete with a hug, finger pointing and "Ha ha!" from K2 outside of the ring.

Backstage, Goldust and Aksana are on somewhat different pages of their golden book of love. Aksana is concerned that they haven't picked what flowers they will have for the wedding next week, while Goldust is worried about her NXT standing and wants her to stay focused. Suddenly, the fat indy wrestler-looking INS agent with the horrible haircut appears, flashes his badge, and identifies himself as Nick Dipapalapokous, Immigration. He comes bearing a threat that has, will never be, and could never be uttered by any agent representing INS/The Department of Homeland Security: All of Aksana's papers aren't in order, and if Goldust and Aksana are not married by next week on NXT, he's taking her into custody! Aksana is distressed: "Nooo, Goldust! Our wedding! The flowers!" Wowie wow.

Meanwhile, Ted DiBiase and Maryse arrive at the NXT Arena hunting for the Million Dollar Belt. Maryse complains she doesn't want to be here. Cole: "They feel how we feel!"

Brie Bella vs. AJ Recapping last week's heelish turn by Nikki Bella is of great concern to Josh, as he speculates that Nikki may not be handling the fact that Brie left their West Coast nest and moved to New York City well. Josh continues to be stunned by the "never seen before" aggression from Nikki, proving that Josh didn't watch ECW back when Nikki was a heel last time. The match itself was pretty decent. I can be rough on the Bellas, or I'd like to be (ahem), but the Bellas have come way beyond those stupid snap mares and rollups they did when they debuted. Brie started off aggresively and even a nasty clothesline, but nothing she does was rough enough for Nikki, bouncing her golden-clad ass around at ringside, screaming. "Come on, Brie! FIRE IT UP!" (Incidentally, Primo, as a Pro is allowed to stand on the apron but Nikki has to stand on the floor. Also, Josh and Cole finally remembered Jamie Keyes existed - "Who? Oh, the blonde with all the muscles!" - and speculated that the Bellas weren't very good Pros. Well, duh.) Brie lost control of the match to AJ's "spunky" offense, although AJ lost her mask seconds into the match, exposing her secret identity as a turtle. Nikki browbeats her sister to get more aggressive on the outside, while Primo heads over and even warns the Bellas not to pull their patented switcheroo. AJ continues to rough up Brie, and finally Nikki pulls the old Twin Magic, very aggressively yanks her sister out of the ring, takes her place, and hits the sit out facebuster Torrie Wilson called The Nose Job (also known as the Wendi Wheels Blowout, also known as The X-Factor) for the pin while Primo has a conniption fit on the apron. Brie is upset at her sister, but Nikki ignores Brie's furrowed brow and hurt feelings, aggressively heeling it up as they moonwalk up the ramp. Me likey heely Nikki Bella.

Ted and Maryse are backstage. Maryse: "This place is disgusting! It smells like vomit!" She would prefer they just leave and asks Ted to just buy another Million Dollar belt. Ted won't hear of such talk, in whatever form of English Maryse speaks or in French. "It's principle! That belt has been in my family for 20 years!" He could no more buy a new Million Dollar belt than buy a new Virgil, as we found out in the spring. Ted vows to get his belt back from "that freak" and his "mail order bride".

Our second elimination challenge is a Halloween candy eating contest. Fantastic. All of the Pros (minus the Bellas) are standing behind their Rookies seated at a table with plates of chocolate bars and whatnot in front of them. The rules are simple: Eat the most candy. Because WE MUST FATTEN OUR ROOKIE DIVAS UP BEFORE THE SLAUGHTER! For some reason, Hornswoggle is invited to the ring and Maxine, who's feuding with just about everyone on the show at this point except Vickie, is outraged but whatever. Eat, ladies. As the Rookies gorge to see who can suck down the most chocolate in 60 seconds, Goldust massages Aksana as she eats while Primo yells instructions: "Don't chew! Swallow!" (Too easy. Way too easy.) The audience even contributes an "EAT EAT EAT!" chant. When it's over, everyone accuses Hornswoggle of eating Maxine's candy and cheating, but the shittiest officials in the business are unanimous and declare Maxine the winner. Well, at least this time they sided with Maxine. But hey! Maxine won an elimination challenge and she's on the board! Maxine picks a fight with Hornswoggle, AJ intervenes and pushes Maxine as Hornswoggle trips her in that classic spot. Then Kaitlyn takes the segment to the next level: She fakes she's choking, and stumbles forward as Vickie shows concern and pleads with someone to help her spit it out. Luckily, Hornswoggle knows the Heimlich Maneuver and Kaitlyn hocks the candy in her mouth onto Vickie. Vickie starts to go green as the crowd chants "PUKE PUKE PUKE!" Vickie doesn't and leaves; Goldust holds the ropes open for her. It was the kind of tremendous segment that has made NXT the delicious candy of wrestling shows.

Backstage, Vickie is screaming up a storm in her dressing room. Kaitlyn tries to check in on her but Dolph comes out (dressed as a chippendale dancer, I assume, or maybe he always dresses like that) and assures Kaitlyn Vickie will be fine. Dolph says Kaitlyn's "a shoo in to win this thing" and he seemed more than a little turned on by the Vickie costume. If Dolph likes Kaitlyn dressed as Vickie so much, does he also prefer Vickie stay dressed (as Vickie) when he Ziggles her?

Goldust and Aksana vs. Ted DiBiase and Maryse. in Mixed Tag Team Match is our Main Event. Aksana wrestles in full devil costume and with her enormous golden engagement ring. Maryse and Aksana start us off and Maryse "puts on a clinic". Actually, no, she sort of does. Maryse has barely wrestled longer than 60 seconds per match in the last year. Maryse repeatedly snaps Aksana back so her external occipital protuberance crashes on the mat, snuffs her on the bottom rope, and even busts out her long unseen sexy camel clutch. Maryse literally takes Aksana apart, tearing off the horns, her tail, and even a heel off her boot, but Aksana kicking Maryse in the boobs with the other heel (Cole: "Great counter by Aksana!") initates the tags to the men. Wow, is Goldust over. It just amazes me how much people still love him, probably more than ever. The action spills to the outside where Maryse even takes a shot at Goldust on the floor and calls for the crowd to take pictures of her as she photo ops on the apron. But when the Divas tag back in, Aksana counters Maryse's French Kiss DDT with a perfectly executed inside cradle for the pin and the victory! Aksana scores the biggest win of her young career by pinning a two time Divas Champion, proving the superiority of (Communist?) Lithuania over French Canada. Both Goldust and Aksana hit their patented drop punches in their match too! DiBiase goes apeshit after the match and takes back what he came to NXT for, his Million Dollar Belt, but Aksana takes it upon herself to literally pry the belt from Ted's hands, while Goldust Pearl Harbors him. As Ted and Maryse watch on in continued frustration, the Future Mr. and Mrs. Runnels head up the ramp still in possession of the Million Dollar Belt. Possession is 9/10s of the law and a more binding law than the immigration laws of the United States of America, which Goldust and Aksana will purposely violate on the Internet and on television outside of the United States next week on NXT!

Remarkable week. Three matches and all of them not bad at all by Classic NXT Standards. Although I was hoping for Bobbing For Apples, Candy Eating was Vintage NXT. Kaitlyn made a huge comeback with the Vickie costume and even Maxine got a huge challenge win that puts her in the running. Going into next week's elimination, the tally is:

Naomi: 3
AJ: 1
Kaitlyn: 1
Maxine: 1
Aksana: 0, which is the shape of the rock around her finger.

Will the WWE Universe be so cold as to vote Aksana off on her wedding night? Will Maxine go out on top? Or will Naomi's accomplishments be ignored with the WWE Universe handing her an elimination. It's safe to say AJ and Kaitlyn are safe, or is it? Who really knows? Who really cares? I do. (Two words I hope to hear twice next week, in golden tones.)

Don't forget to vote and then tell us on another thread that needs to be created who you voted for. I'm not sure yet who I'm voting for: my long time favorite Kaitlyn or Aksana, because no one should have their dream of being the next breakout Diva shattered on her wedding night.

See you at the wedding!

(edited by John Orquiola on 27.10.10 0931)

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I cannot BELIEVE you don't actually know what Hamburger Helper is. Also, you missed Cole's "I prefer Tuna Helper" line - a highlight if there ever was one. (Tuna Helper, by the way, is a real thing. John.)

GOLDUST FINALLY KISSED AKSANA('S HAND)!

That's all I care to add. Voting begins at noon eastern and I surely won't be around to start the thread, so it falls to you or James or....CajunMan will post another YouTube video about the Connecticut Senate election or something. I see how things go when I'm not around.



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Not only was Primo smart enough to watch the Bellas' shenanigans, he also took off his shoe and threw it down in disgust after the match. I was hoping he'd drop an elbow on it. Primo and his brother (who?) wooed the Bellas...he knows all their tricks!

AJ tweeted a bunch of TMNT-related references last night...that she always had to be April at recess and linked to that TMNT PSA I posted the other week that CM Punk may or may not have been referencing on RAW. ("I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!") Thus continuing to win the nerd vote (i.e. mine).

I missed the first 10 min but I guess I'll have to go back and make the rain fall for the full Vickie impression.

And I will predict that Aksana gets eliminated and married (and has her wedding interupted by Ted & Maryse) all in the same night! No one at WWE will care what happens on NXT anyway, even more than usual, because all eyes will be on Linda and Election Night.



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    Originally posted by Spiraling_Shape
    No one at WWE will care what happens on NXT anyway, even more than usual, because all eyes will be on Linda and Election Night.


Oh, dear Lord. What might this lead to if Vince & Steph are nowhere to be seen and everyone can go ever further than they have already? (Not that it seems like they give a shit already, but bless their hearts for that!)
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If Aksana loses we riot. Goaldest is the devil's.
favorite.
demon.

Great debate of the week and possibly year: who should Goldust's best man be: Booker T or a bored Dashing Cody Rhodes?


Nick Dipapalapokous is amazing. "Nick Dipapalapokous, he's that guy!" - Josh. If Nick Dipapalapokous, Immigration was investigating Vince's murder instead of that Beck dude, he definitely would've had figured it out before the Benoit show.


Love the Bellasota Wrecking Crew. Get the fuck on board, Brie. Fire it up, COME ON. Bellas should be the 3 Minute Warning of NX-she. "Did I just hear someone say 2 Women?"


Kaitlyn did a really good job and was a deserving winner. I still hope she dies. Ideally the Bryan/Ziggler feud can somehow lead to her getting kicked in the face or shoulder.


    Kaitlyn goes for the coup de grace by falling down, landing on her enormous padded ass, and throwing a Patented Vickie Tantrum.


"That was a better bump than she took in her match last week!" - COLE


"I am Hamburger Helper Hand" is the soundbite Naomi's music should start with every time as her glass-shattering/"If Ya Smell"/"Stand Back There's A Hurricane Coming Through" leitmotif.



    Striker just had to tell AJ that she's "Certainly giving me a splinter!"


Aren't splinters small?


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Booker T showing up as best man next week would be the greatest thing in the history of great things.
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I go with Arn Anderson so when Goldust goes to get the ring from him, AA drops him with a DDT.
Either that, or the many faces of Darsow.
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Goldust's dad has to give him away.



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Almost all of Dustin's wedding party is conceivably under WWE contract

Cody
Dusty
Steamboat (this is certainly worth traveling and skipping physical therapy for)
Arn (to DDT him, definitely)
Nick Dipapalapokous

I'm confident Booker T will want to show up to tape an internet show. Failing that, they can probably get that guy who impersonated the Blue Meanie at Hardcore Justice.

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    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    I'm confident Booker T will want to show up to tape an internet show. Failing that, they can probably get that guy who impersonated the Blue Meanie at Hardcore Justice.

The mini-Booker T who the Rock brought out is most likely available and waiting by the phone.



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    Originally posted by spf
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      I'm confident Booker T will want to show up to tape an internet show. Failing that, they can probably get that guy who impersonated the Blue Meanie at Hardcore Justice.

    The mini-Booker T who the Rock brought out is most likely available and waiting by the phone.







At that point though Hornswoggle gets involved out of jealousy that his spot is being taken.
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Since Cody's debut, I've been eagerly awaiting the moment he's forced to put on the Goldust make-up and look miserable, and the wedding seems like the ideal time for Cody and Dusty to don gold and silver tuxes and facepaint to stand by Dustin as Goldash and Stardust, respectively.

In a perfect world, Booker T would be there to preside over the ceremony, since he's successfully posed as a priest before. This would also allow Booker to say "Axe-Kick, suckas got to know if you take this..." to the bride and give Booker the opportunity to announce his friend and former partner as a "three time, three time, three time lawfully married man." This would also be the ideal scenario to have Stevie Ray at the ceremony and finally give us the NXT event horizon moment with a Cole/Matthews/Stevie Ray announce team.

It's a shame that both Skandor Akbar and Luna died recently so that neither is around to give away Aksana. (I mean, I guess it's a general shame that they're both dead, too.) The only other potential wedding party member I think people haven't named in the thread thus far would be Misty, Black Reign's pet rat, who would be the ideal ring bearer.

There is one other person who needs to show up at the wedding, though, and I'm going to continue to furiously fantasy book while CRZ is apparently away: naturally, DiBiase and Maryse show up to ruin the wedding by preventing Dustin or Aksana from being able to say "I [breath] Do!/"I Am To Be Doing?" before the end of the show, thus failing to be married by the Dipapalapokous-enforced INS deadline. But at the last minute, Razor Ramon should show up and drunkenly tackle Ted through something, allowing Father T to pronounce them "uh...man? And wife?" (Stevie Ray would interject with "More like Fruit Booty and Yak, Tony!" to Cole at this point, completely unable to distinguish Cole from Tony Schiavone) at the last second.

A relieved Goldust would kiss Aksana, but then look over curiously to Razor, who would respond by pulling down the neck of his tuxedo t-shirt to reveal a tattoo of a heart with the word "Congratulations!" in it. The camera would push in on the tattoo as we started to fade out, only to have Cole's gong superimposed over it and struck repeatedly as the final shot of the episode.

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I just hope Goldust's post-electricution Tourette's doesn't suddenly flare up at that crucial moment just as he's about to say "I d-d-d-d-d-do!"



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Was anyone else waiting for someone to trip on the devil tail after it fell off the ropes and hung under them on the apron? Usually when something like that happens someone ringside swiftly removes debris. I cringed during that whole Irish whip sequence.

Is Finlay still training the women occasionally? He could get a lot done with this group since they all have shown potential. AJ needs to tighten up the indy style a bit and lose the blown spots, Naomi needs transitions between her Kaval kicks, Kaitlyn needs a little more grace/sense of pacing so her power moves can hit/look good/AND not kill anyone, Maxine's green but game so I could buy her as a vicious technician along the lines of Finlay himself, and finally Aksana hasn't blown us away so far but anyone with the dexterity to wrestle (even poorly) in one broken heel has something.

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    Aren't splinters small?
I would've gone with the classier "You're making my Bebop Rocksteady" since offering to show her the Secret of the Ooze would result in a future endeavoring.

Also, AJ is clearly (the non-Mirage) Michaelangelo or Donatello, if Kaitlyn is Mikey. Your mileage may vary.

Seriously though, graduate Josh to Smackdown already.



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Maybe SyFy can bring back NXT for its grand finale?

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    Originally posted by John Orquiola

    Next is Naomi wearing a giant white hand, and thank goodness Josh is there with the script (more on the script later) to helpfully inform us that Naomi is dressed as the Hamburger Helper Hand. Whoever told her to wear that hates her, and if she came up with that herself, then I hate her.


OTOH, if she had just said she was Mae Young's love child, she'd have been golden....
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Anyone else noticed the two fingers of Nadine's horrible outfit that flopped over looked like torpedo titties? With all the bad hand puns I'm really sad Gorilla wasn't around to say "WILL YOU STOP?" (On another old announcer note, the Vickie gagging bit really needed Beyond the Mat Vince saying "She's gonna PUKE!") Glad to see Maxine got some revenge this ep (and is apparently given a PG exception), but how did she lose to a girl in a giant, encumbering hand costume?? Hopefully the Cole Miner endorsement will keep her around.

No way Knuckleheads is funnier than NXT.

What a comeback for my Kaitlyn. Although she needs to start doing this new Weekend at Bernie's II dance that's apparently blowing up the nets.

Had deja vu to the LayKaitcool match in the main event with all the stalling and the rookie not figuring out to just attack. Little Boy Robot didn't even have a giant weapon on her finger.

I only know about US immigration law thru TV shows. I always thought they went by the Party of Five/Drew Carey Show/Parks & Rec rule that INS investigated/invalidated green card marriages. But not only was the fact it's just for citizenship aired on TV but unlike most backstage segments other people on the show (like our INS agent) are also aware and only worried about it being finished by X o'clock (Obama's America?) Now I don't know what to believe!



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Makes even less sense when you remember that they already have that sweet knockoff of "The End" sitting in their library and everything.
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