The average bum straight off of Skid Row would be a better champ than Jarrett and his Flying Elvis bodyguards at this point... Damn, put the belt on Monty and give us hardcore title defenses against Raven and Abyss until their blood has painted every armory and nightclub interior in the U.S.A.
Now, about this Petey Williams love... What's he got that Sabin, A.J and Sonjay Dutt don't have? Besides wiry facial hair that is? It's the Canadian Destroyer isn't it? Chicks dig the almighty piledriver! Finally! An explanation for why women were attracted to Harley Race!