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I have a lot of thoughts tonight, so let's go to a list format. * I've been reading old Superman comics, and Jeff Resnick really gives off a "Clark Kent" vibe to me. Or perhaps The Rock playing Clark Kent in an SNL sketch. * Furthermore, I got a Michael Scott vibe watching Colt Cabana adlib what he was saying on his imaginary phone to his father. * Finally, Willie Mack's wide-eyed look gave me a Kenan Thompson vibe. * I hate the smarks who insist on trying to start chants all match. * What exactly is Colt Cabana (@DrColtCabana) a doctor of? * Keep ringing the bell, bell guy. Maybe the 40th time will get them to stop. * You'd think Stu Stone would learn to stop saying that there's a new champion after about the 4th time that Adam Pierce kicked out. * I must have missed the Giant Lifesaver Gummies...
Point #1: Nova sucks. If the WWF is anxious about starting a cruiserweight division with any shred of credibility, they need to sign guys like American Dragon, Spanky and Low-Ki, instead of loads like Nova.