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I have a lot of thoughts tonight, so let's go to a list format. * I've been reading old Superman comics, and Jeff Resnick really gives off a "Clark Kent" vibe to me. Or perhaps The Rock playing Clark Kent in an SNL sketch. * Furthermore, I got a Michael Scott vibe watching Colt Cabana adlib what he was saying on his imaginary phone to his father. * Finally, Willie Mack's wide-eyed look gave me a Kenan Thompson vibe. * I hate the smarks who insist on trying to start chants all match. * What exactly is Colt Cabana (@DrColtCabana) a doctor of? * Keep ringing the bell, bell guy. Maybe the 40th time will get them to stop. * You'd think Stu Stone would learn to stop saying that there's a new champion after about the 4th time that Adam Pierce kicked out. * I must have missed the Giant Lifesaver Gummies...
Over at http://www.wwe.com/, there is a story about the press conference about the million dollar giveaway at the Hard Rock in Times Square. Correct me of I'm wrong, but isn't that where WWF New York was located?