THE NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! THE TRIBE HAVE STRONG OPINIONS VIS À VIS THE OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE DISQUALIFICATION RULE! HE'S THE MANIMAL AND HE'S HERE TO SAY--! "PRETTY" PETER AVALON MAY ACTUALLY WRESTLE FOR ONCE! STU STONE ONLY NEEDS ONE TAKE! FOLLOW ALLLLLL OF THESE DUDES ON TWITTER! ALL THIS *AND* GIANT LIFE SAVER GUMMIES!
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I have a lot of thoughts tonight, so let's go to a list format. * I've been reading old Superman comics, and Jeff Resnick really gives off a "Clark Kent" vibe to me. Or perhaps The Rock playing Clark Kent in an SNL sketch. * Furthermore, I got a Michael Scott vibe watching Colt Cabana adlib what he was saying on his imaginary phone to his father. * Finally, Willie Mack's wide-eyed look gave me a Kenan Thompson vibe. * I hate the smarks who insist on trying to start chants all match. * What exactly is Colt Cabana (@DrColtCabana) a doctor of? * Keep ringing the bell, bell guy. Maybe the 40th time will get them to stop. * You'd think Stu Stone would learn to stop saying that there's a new champion after about the 4th time that Adam Pierce kicked out. * I must have missed the Giant Lifesaver Gummies...
Oh, that Crippler guy from WCW. He was just awful. Making Sid carry him through those classics they had. What a goof! SARCASM! DON'T BURY ME! Honestly, though, I could never buy the Hitman as a world champ until he turned heel.