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|  #1 Posted on 21.10.02 1523.30 | While pondering why the fed has put two such idiotic angles together recently, the answer suddenly occurred: They are trying to target the young female demographic. Now, in a company like the WWE, who has the most contact with young females, Jerry Lawler. So, as Uncle Jerry travels from town to town and stalks playgrounds, the young girls, upon being propositioned, state 'Over my Dead Body.' Thus, Uncle Jerry thinks the kids are into necrophilia these days. Those that aren't into necrophilia tell Uncle Jerry 'I'd rather be with a girl than go with you.' Thus, Uncle Jerry reports backs that the youngsters are into Hot Lesbian Action. Now it all makes complete sense.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.| Promote this thread! |           | Feely
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| #2 Posted on 21.10.02 1526.41 | ...that took way too much effort.
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| #3 Posted on 21.10.02 1601.38 | Knowing the WWE,that actually might be true.
LOOK!!!!....He's holding his own parents down too!!!! | DarrylTheHitman
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|  #4 Posted on 21.10.02 1711.54 | Hehehhehe, that's the funniest post I've read in quite a long time. It is of the goodness. 
(edited by DarrylTheHitman on 21.10.02 1512)
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| #5 Posted on 21.10.02 1805.03 |
Originally posted by DarrylTheHitman
Hehehhehe, that's the funniest post I've read in quite a long time. It is of the goodness.
(edited by DarrylTheHitman on 21.10.02 1512)
I try, I try. But I also must thank Jerry Lawler for, well, just being Uncle Jerry. Remember, if he can't pick up Jerry's Kids, who can?
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said. | DarrylTheHitman
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| #6 Posted on 21.10.02 2230.56 | I suppose it's between him and Jerry Lee Lewis for who the real Lothario with the underagers is. Makes you wonder who the real "Killer" is though.
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| #7 Posted on 22.10.02 1424.33 | Considering the way Lawler was celebrating necrophilia throughout the second hour perhaps Brian Christopher hasn't told us everything about his Daddy.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said. | DarrylTheHitman
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| #8 Posted on 22.10.02 2251.04 | Maybe I was wrong in one of last week's threads--perhaps Paul Bearer was Jerry's pimp, not Kane's?
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