"Each time I've met Huffington, I wondered if she was not somehow the long-lost daughter of Madame Nicolai Ceaucescu, or a genetic cross between Martha Stewart and Count Dracula. Had this Greek-born harpy lived in medieval times, she would have been sewn up in a bag with a rooster and two snakes and thrown into the nearest river." -- Eric Margolis, Toronto Star
That's assuming that Anaheim self-destructs, gugs... and they way they've been play--oh, right, 1995. Ah well, we all know the Sox aren't gonna make it either, they don't have all that much in the rotation beyond Pedro and Lowe.