"Each time I've met Huffington, I wondered if she was not somehow the long-lost daughter of Madame Nicolai Ceaucescu, or a genetic cross between Martha Stewart and Count Dracula. Had this Greek-born harpy lived in medieval times, she would have been sewn up in a bag with a rooster and two snakes and thrown into the nearest river." -- Eric Margolis, Toronto Star
What happened there? I kept hearing all offseason how good they were supposed to be with all their new players, best offense in baseball history possible, and they haven't had a winning record all year a far as I can remember.