Well, I just read your post and immediately began thinking stuff like "He'll probably be a really good employee that nobody cares about." So, don't think you're alone there. I wonder what you'd have done if his name was Edge?
No, no... Take this...Christian under your wing...but be careful. He may try to leech off your heat, and then turn on you...in YOUR VERY OWN HOMETOWN. And then...your feud will lead to you achieving glory and tag-teaming with Hulk Hogan. And Christian, he'll be in Team Canada...again.
Damn, we have been watching too much wrestling...
Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full! Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada. [the immigrants moan] -- "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
I hum the opening riff of Steve Austin's theme song every time I hear breaking glass. Immediately.
¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
I sooo totally ripped off the "Reeking...of awesomeness!" line from Edge and Christian, not to mention Mick Foley's cheezy thumbs-up. I'm just waiting for a chance to start screaming "WHAT?" at everyone I talk to.
Originally posted by asteroidboyShouting "What?" at people sounds good in theory, but it gets really old, really fast. Especially when there's not someone in the ring, egging it on.
Oh no it doesn't! If you want to piss someone off to no end, just keep doing to them. For like hours at a clip. Just make sure it's someone who is not armed, or larger/stronger than you.
Anyone remember the joy of seeing him bash the Undertaker's motorcycle with his sledgemhammer and doing no damage and being all like, "Mjolnir will not break thine cycle? I say thee NAY!" and dumping it off the stage. - Enojado Viento says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
Not my best by far, but here goes. 1. AJ Styles is THIS BIG. 2. BookerT: I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date. 3. HHH: Hey lady! 4. JJ: Just call the damn match, Tenay! 5. Edge: Man, is that a silicone implant on your shoulder, Jericho?...