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ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52

Today at work we got a brand-new trainee, named Christian.

He came into the store shortly before I was scheduled to leave. A couple of my co-workers said, “Hi, Christian.”

I, of course, sang it, as in Christian's theme. “Christiiiiian! Christiiiiian!” Complete with the Christian raising-the-arms-to-the-sky gesture. I did it just about automatically, too.

...sigh... That's pathetic.



“You bring what you got. The measuring stick just changed around here, pal. You're looking at it.”

--Kevin Nash, 6/10/96

Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02

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Since: 3.1.02
From: C-Bus, Ohio

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#2 Posted on
Well, I just read your post and immediately began thinking stuff like "He'll probably be a really good employee that nobody cares about." So, don't think you're alone there. I wonder what you'd have done if his name was Edge?



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Sometimes.
ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52

Probably would've asked him if he had a brother named Christian. Who knows?

LOL...



“You bring what you got. The measuring stick just changed around here, pal. You're looking at it.”

--Kevin Nash, 6/10/96

Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02

Zaphod
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Since: 24.2.02

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#4 Posted on
And if he gets fired, will you then sing "At last! You're on your OWN!"?

Edit: THIS is the post which makes me a Valet? So much for saying anything useful or insightful while achieving this dubious honor. ;)

(edited by Zaphod on 13.7.02 0449)
ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
OUCH, dude! LOL...

That would be awfully harsh, though. I wouldn't sing it, but I might think it, particularly if he's an asshole-- although right now he seems to be an O.K. dude.



“And each and every one of you, when you see me, you will not put your eyes directly on me-- you will look to the ground and you will refer to me as 'Lord Master.'”

Kevin Nash, January 17, 2000

Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02

oldschoolhero
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Since: 2.1.02
From: nWo Country

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#6 Posted on
Wait 'til he can't get the hang of what he's doing and throws a tantrum.






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Freeway
Scrapple








Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#7 Posted on
No, no... Take this...Christian under your wing...but be careful. He may try to leech off your heat, and then turn on you...in YOUR VERY OWN HOMETOWN. And then...your feud will lead to you achieving glory and tag-teaming with Hulk Hogan. And Christian, he'll be in Team Canada...again.

Damn, we have been watching too much wrestling...



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Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
[the immigrants moan]
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ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
...Whoa, dudes. I could use this new rook to achieve worldwide glory and riches.

EXCELLENT!



“And each and every one of you, when you see me, you will not put your eyes directly on me-- you will look to the ground and you will refer to me as 'Lord Master.'”

Kevin Nash, January 17, 2000

Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02

asteroidboy
Andouille








Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

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#9 Posted on
Form a heel faction at your job and recruit him.



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"Was he no-selling?" - Me
Big Bad
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Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#10 Posted on
Ask him where he gets his funky, Elton John-esque sunglasses.



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Since: 18.6.02
From: New York, NY, USA

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#11 Posted on
I hum the opening riff of Steve Austin's theme song every time I hear breaking glass. Immediately.



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Kawshen
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Bronx, NY

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#12 Posted on
Heyman: "What kind of parents name their kid 'Christian'? That would be like my mom and dad naming me 'Jew'."

:)




ThreepMe
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Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

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#13 Posted on
Everytime a friend of mine gets hurt, I say they just took a "Man Sized Bump."



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Alex
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Since: 24.2.02

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#14 Posted on
I sooo totally ripped off the "Reeking...of awesomeness!" line from Edge and Christian, not to mention Mick Foley's cheezy thumbs-up. I'm just waiting for a chance to start screaming "WHAT?" at everyone I talk to.
James F'n X
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Since: 2.1.02
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#15 Posted on
I am now officially saddened by this whole board. :)



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Your attitude is welcome, welcome!"
asteroidboy
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Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

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#16 Posted on
Shouting "What?" at people sounds good in theory, but it gets really old, really fast. Especially when there's not someone in the ring, egging it on.



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"Was he no-selling?" - Me
WyldeWolf1
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Since: 20.6.02
From: Florida

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#17 Posted on
Hmmmm...ekedolphin and Christian? E & C? Is their anyone at work named Kurt? You could form the new Team ECK!

Buy a couple of kazoos and see where it goes.

(edited by WyldeWolf1 on 13.7.02 1814)


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Since: 19.6.02
From: Parts Unknown

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#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by BobHollySTILLRules
    I wonder what you'd have done if his name was Edge?


Would you have said "I think I know you?"
hayabusa
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Since: 22.6.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#19 Posted on
You should of went year 2000 with him and stood for a awesome five second pose.



"Behind the bag, it gets through Buckner and the Mets win"
spf
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Since: 2.1.02
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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by asteroidboy
    Shouting "What?" at people sounds good in theory, but it gets really old, really fast. Especially when there's not someone in the ring, egging it on.

Oh no it doesn't! If you want to piss someone off to no end, just keep doing to them. For like hours at a clip. Just make sure it's someone who is not armed, or larger/stronger than you.



Anyone remember the joy of seeing him bash the Undertaker's motorcycle with his sledgemhammer and doing no damage and being all like, "Mjolnir will not break thine cycle? I say thee NAY!" and dumping it off the stage. - Enojado Viento says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
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