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T.i.O a B.m.F
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Since: 25.10.03
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Borrie Wilson and Dawn Marie will face off in a Thanksgiving themed gimmick match. It might be a gravy match or Pilgrim/Indian fashion show. But now its time for the major spoiler.......

(Sips his YJStingerŽ energy drink, the perfect picker upper for that mid day slump.)


Spoiler Below: Highlight text to read
Borrie Wilson will win.


(edited by drjayphd because I have WAY too much time on my hands)

(edited by drjayphd on 25.11.03 0105)

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Since: 10.3.03
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.67
Wow, that was... a huge waste of my time. Thanks for coming out.



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.11
OMGWTFLOL!!!111oneoneoneoen

Shaddap. Unless you actually know this to be fact, in which case, big frickin' deal. Since it's most likely not, it wasn't even that funny anyway, and as we all know, that which is not true must be funny.

Oh, and we do have spoiler tags here, ya know. I'm'a punch them into your post so you see how they look... is just spoiler in brackets.



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Since: 9.1.02
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.43
Borrie, eh?


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Since: 25.10.03
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Now I know some of you saw this title, crossed your fingers and whispered, "Please let it say Percy Pringle is coming back this Thursday!" Then when you saw the contents inside said, "That Mother F*cka, I'm gonna flame him and try to get him banned, this is a waste of a post!"


BUT WAIT!


This post has a point. Not only will this spoiler proably come true, but am I the only one sick and tired of Torrie Wilson and her being unbeatable? People talk aout HHH winning too much but she is the worst. Her character is STALE! She is basically a slut that is always sucking on something and has slept with half the roster (storyline wise).


So my question to you.....What would you do to re-invent Torrie?


BTW: Dawn is SO much hotter!



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Since: 26.8.02

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.70
I, for one, found the post amusing. Except for the stupid nicknames. But don't take that personally, everybody that uses those get on my nerves.

But anyway, to answer the question at hand. I would re-invent Torrie by going with a tasteless angle that Vince has never used. I would have her undergo a sex-change operation. She could then become the first WWE superstar in history to pose in both Playboy *and* Playgirl.

The sad thing is, that's the only booking idea I have for Torrie Wilson, and I'm the one who honestly believed he could have booked Funaki to believably win the World Championship from HHH in less than 6 weeks.
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.63
The WWE writing crew has better things to do than try to waste imagination and ink on somebody that only needs to wear tight clothing and enjoy a Tootsie Roll Pop to get over.

If you don't appreciate Torrie for what she is (a pro-wrestling sex icon), then you have another that you'd prefer.

(Dawn Marie, it should be noted, has done absotively posilutely zilch storyline wise since old man Wilson keeled over. However, rather than postulate about how she doesn't do anything storyline wise, you say she's hot. I take it this is your preferred WWE sex icon.)

Same goes to everybody who'll complain that Molly doesn't get enough screen time while Ivory does jack (and to give the Molly marks the benefit of the doubt, we'll consider them equals in ring performance).





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Since: 28.3.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Well jesus, why should I even watch now. Someone please ban this thread.



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Since: 13.5.03
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.99
    Originally posted by T.i.O a B.m.F
    Now I know some of you saw this title, crossed your fingers and whispered, "Please let it say Percy Pringle is coming back this Thursday!"


Yes I did, whats it to you? God Bless PP3!


    Originally posted by T.i.O a B.m.F
    This post has a point.


No it doesn't.


    Originally posted by T.i.O a B.m.F
    Her character is STALE!


As long as they don't try to put her into "wrestling" matches Iam fine with whatever they do with her. She isn't like Trish, Lita, Molly, etc. So use what she has with her.





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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
She should NEVER be mentioned in the same breath as those great women. Once she hits Sable's age (unless she does serious gym work that is), it's over.



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Since: 6.11.03
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.00
If you want to improve Torrie Wilson, keep her mouth shut. She has less personality than Spike Dudley.

(edited by DiscoDave on 25.11.03 1223)


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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.89
So what if Torrie wins all her bikini contests. Torrie beating Dawn Marie or Nidia over and over again in bikini contest is no big deal (even though I think Dawn is hotter). Comparing it to Triple H winning every match over far superior wrestling talents is nonsense.



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.96
Torrie Wilson is to women's wrestling what Hulk Hogan is to men's wrestling, if on a much smaller scale. Torrie's managed to become rich & popular with very little in the way of skills. She has charisma and a great look (and how!)...just like Hogan, and succeeds.

Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, Victoria and the like all had to work their way up with a great deal of talent and hard work, much like 95% of the men in wrestling today.



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Since: 9.1.02
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.42
    Originally posted by Freeway420
    Torrie Wilson is to women's wrestling what Hulk Hogan is to men's wrestling, if on a much smaller scale. Torrie's managed to become rich & popular with very little in the way of skills. She has charisma and a great look (and how!)...just like Hogan, and succeeds.

    Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, Victoria and the like all had to work their way up with a great deal of talent and hard work, much like 95% of the men in wrestling today.


Sooo..... does Torrie have charisma, or doesn't she? I've seen both sides of the argument with some people saying she's the women's Hulk Hogan, and others say she's the black hole of charimsa.

I don't think the Hulk Hogan reference is all that accurate either. Torrie's not World's champion 5 times over, I don't even know if you can call her a wrestler and include her in the women's wrestling group to begin with. I don't know how rich she is, and I'm not sure if she's even the most popular Diva they've got (she's just the only current one to say "yes" to Playboy). Trish also never had to work her way up or anything to get past Torrie. When Trish walked down the aisle for the first time and stared at Test wrestling and then walked away, she had reached Torrie's current level of achievement. Trish is lightyears ahead of Torrie on the WWE Diva's pecking order now.

I'm sure Molly and Victoria could have done roughly the same had they chosen to do nothing with their wrestling career and just take the easy money.


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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.20
I only saw it a couple of times, but I thought Torrie was pretty good as a heel valet for Shane Douglas in the waning days of WCW. I think this is the role in which she could be used best. I personally think that Torrie Wilson and women like her can be very good for wrestling. I have nothing to base this on other than my own hunch and what I've seen at dozens of live WWE events, but I think most of the viewership likes having women on the screen, be it as wrestlers or managers. As long as they don't get involved in shitty Al Wilson/Steph-n-Vince storylines, they are a plus. I know getting a hot girl over as a heel manager is challenging, but I refuse to accept that it can't be done.
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
My angle would be a shoot angle with replacing her birth control pills with tic-tac's. So she and Billy can have a beautiful healthy baby. Just a little bonus she'll be on maternity leave LoL.

I'm not going to say Torrie is unattractive. But I always found her to be the least sexiest sexpot in wrestling. I always found her kind of cardboard like out there. She's done some over the top sex stuff on camera and there are girls who do a lot less then her that catches my eye more. When she was with Dawn, I thought Dawn just totally overshadowed her, and when she was her storyline with Sable, even though I don't find Sable that attractive I think Sable outshined her with the able to "work it" (whatever that means LoL)... While I'm on this, even her photoshoots are boring, I can't believe she was a fitness model, she has the same expression and feel to all her photos.

Not a fan of Torrie as a performer at all. Her angles with women usually suck (especially for her opponent). Look at Dawn. then take a pictures because you won't see her for another 2 months and Sable did a short feud with Torrie and quickly moved to a feud with Stephanie. Torrie and a guy never seems to mix well either. I think the Noble character is much better with Nidia. Dawn & Lance was fantastic, I still can't believe they never added Dawn to the FBI to make her the Marisa Tomie of My Cousin Vinny for the group... Even on the Raw side, Molly/Spike was wonderful, Trish/Bubba female/male buddy relationship was cool. Ivory added alot to RTC. I just can't recall Torrie adding to someone, either male she's partnering with or female she's feuding with.





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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.34
They really should've just made her Billy Kidman's valet, with Billy benefitting from *one* person taking an interest in his matches. She could just occasionally flirt with his opponents to help him win, and every so often, he'd be jumped by wrestlers who want to get into her pants. Other Divas (Sable, Dawn Marie) could try to seduce Billy in order to get revenge on her always winning Bikini challenges, and she could model Billy Kidman merchandise (Wait, there's BILLY KIDMAN merchandise?) as part of a vague storyline that implies that Billy is helping her hone her wrestling ability.
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