Oh, admit it. The profiles of the built-in backyard wrestlers are going to be hysterical to read...
NAME: Jimmy "l33t skillz" Smith HEIGHT: 5'5" WEIGHT: 130 lbs AGE: 13 FROM: Sandusky, Ohio FINISHER: Flaming Barbed-Wire Cockpunch Off His Mom's Roof QUOTE: "Don't worry, I saw this on 'Jackass' last week." CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: * Gave Bobby "Home Dawg" Wilson a swirlie at the local mall to win the XXXTreme Backyard Hardcore Wrestling title in October
* 4-time winner of the "Gee, Mom, I Just Slipped And Fell While Taking Out The Trash, So Please Take Me To The Hospital To Remove These Glass Shards From My Abdominal Cavity" Creativity Award
NAME: Rick "Trogdor the Burninator" Mason HEIGHT: 5'7" WEIGHT: 140 lbs AGE: 14 FROM: Two houses down from Jimmy FINISHER: Wiffle-Ball Bat To The Family Jewels From The Top Of A Ladder QUOTE: "i told u i was hardcore" CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
* Broke three ribs jumping off a dumpster behind the local Safeway onto Mike "Hardcore Danger Master" Burns, got the three count, explained it to his mom as a skateboarding injury
And so on.
"Ah, the old exploding-beartrap-in-the-ass trick." -- Goemon Ishikawa
I looked at the screenshots of this title on a couple of sites last night.
Uh, I don't know about you, but that ain't _my_ back yard -- it looks more like the Vercetti Mansion from Vice City. One screenshot even had a butler in the background.
If you're gonna do this, do it right -- put it in the suburbs, make the props flimsy as hell, and have Old Lady Berkowitz down the street scream her head off whenever a "hardcore" brawl spills onto her lawn. Have matches end now and then with a wrestler's mom showing up, grabbing her kid by the ear, throwing him in her car and driving off. ;)
"...Also, living in NYC, to stop any terrorists from braking into my home I've crammed pickles in the gap between the front door and the floor - try and brake past my juicy green wall of defense." -- commenter on FARK
Just finished up Kindgom Hearts: Chain of Memories. Having seen how it all ends, it's time to look into the future and what part two could and will have in store, based on the ending of KH:CoM and various previews for KH2. WARNING: