I guess April 1st would've made a great date for another covers edition, but I have a slight dislike for April Fool's Day. 95% of the jokes people think are funny aren't really all that funny - and usually end up wasting time. And when "news" and other websites get in on the "act" - it just drives me loopy. So nothing tricky from me today.
I guess one could say I am the Ebenezer Scrooge of April Fool's Day. Consider Screamin' Lord Sutch the compromise.
The essence of comedy is surprise, except when it isn't. Jokes you've heard before aren't funny, except when they are. I don't know why some things work this way and some don't. Years ago - for the first (and, so far, only)