Is Benoit not wrestling on this show, really? 'cause Mr. Kennedy's opponent is ... revealed in about 40 minutes, aww you and your spoiler-free euphoria. And Benoit hasn't been on TV in a couple weeks. Oh I have a great opponent for him, the match we've all been waiting for: Chris Benoit vs. Chavo Guerrero.
p.s. Batista and Undertaker will win when Michaels superkicks Cena.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following public service message is brought to you by your friends from D-Generation X, who would like to remind each and every one of you that if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you... Cena/HBK v. Batista/UT: A friend described this scenario, which I like... ref bump, Rated RKO run-in, Cena/HBK get beat down, Batista/UT don't wanna win that way and attack Rated RKO, Batista gets trapped outside the ring by Rated RKO, superkick, HBK pins UT.
Lashley v. Kennedy: If it's ECW rules, Lashley wins clean; if it isn't... I smell a Kennedy DQ win with the Originals running in to save the title, leading to a rematch on ECW TV which Lashley wins clean.
Hooliganz v. Greasers: Hooliganz retain, because if the Greasers win, then they've totally dismantled SD's only face tag team and the division is pretty much dead in the water again.
CW Title: The rumor I heard was a seven-way, but regardless of the outcome, Helms retains to save his big loss for a more meaningful situation (and after he's been built up some again).
Kane v. Booker: Booker cheats to win, Kane destroys him after the match, and then wins a rematch on SD.
Finlay/Bastard v. Boogeys: Boogeys win. Finlay is bulletproof and Boogey's character would be very much damaged by too many losses. They'll throw the heels a bone by having the Bastard beat Mini-Boogey next week one-on-one.
smark/net attack Advisory System Status is: Elevated (Holds; June 18, 2006) While the switch from Cena to RVD should alleviate some complaints, the inevitability of the belt's return to Cena (note where Summerslam is this year) and the poor initial showing by the new ECW are enough to keep the indicator where it is for now. The pieces are in place, though, especially on RAW, for improvements to be made to the IWC's psyche in the near future.
-World Tag Team Champions (WWE Champion) John Cena & Shawn Michaels def. World Heavyweight Champion Dave Batista & The Undertaker via pinfall [miscommunication, Sweet Chin Music] Gotta get heat on the SD main event for Mania. -WWE United States Champion Chris Benoit, Matt Hardy & WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy def. Montel Vontavious Porter, Johnny Nitro & Joey Mercury -Ken Kennedy def. ECW Champion Bobby Lashley by DQ. Gotta keep Kennedy strong. -WWE Tag Team Champions Paul London & Brian Kendrick [with Ashley] def. Domino & Deuce [with Cherry]. If Londrick lose, they do it at Mania in a big-game match. -King Booker [with Queen Sharmell] def. Kane -The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman def. Finlay & Little Bastard -Cruiserweight Champion of the World Gregory Helms def. Khosrow Daivari, Chavo Guerrero, Shannon Moore, Sho Funaki, Jimmy Wang Yang, Scotty 2 Hotty & Jamie Noble. Again, if he loses, it's at Mania.
Michaels & Cena over Batista & Undertaker Lashley over Kennedy London & Kendrick over Deuce & Domino King Booker over Kane The Boogeyman & Little Boogey over Finlay & Little Bastard Gregory Helms retains Cruiserweight Title Ashley wins the Diva Invitational
Batista/Undertaker d. Cena/Michaels Lashley d. Kennedy Benoit/Hardyz d. MNM/MVP. Deuce & Domino d. London & Kendrick King Booker d. Kane The Boogeyman d. Finlay Gregory Helms retains Cruiserweight Title Ashley wins the Diva match
I've seen TWO movies so far this year: Because I Said So - (3*); Borat - (5*)
Cena and Michaels over Undertaker and Batista Lashley over Kennedy via DQ The Boogeymen defeat Finlay and Little Bastard Ashley wins the Diva contest Kane beats King Booker and sets up a Wrestlemania rematch Helms wins the cruiserweight match MNM/MVP over Hardys/Benoit to set up one final blowout at Wrestlemania between MNM and the Hardys.... ...and will be for the Smackdown tag titles, since London/Kendrick retain over Deuce and Domino
I don't know what is more disquieting -- the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.
Batista/Undertaker over Cena/Michaels Kennedy over Lashley The Boogeyman over Finlay and Little Bastard Ashley wins whatever that is King Booker over Kane Helms retains Hardys/Benoit over MVP/MNM Deuce/Domino over London/Kendrick
"Maybe I'm getting off topic, but this thread already sucks, so I don't feel bad about it. " -LotusMegami
"The only way TV Gangrel could change is if Real Gangrel changed." -Filipino Elvis
-Batista/Undertaker over Cena/Michaels -Kennedy over Lashley -King Booker over Kane -The Boogeyman/Little Boogeyman over Finlay and Little Bastard -Helms wins -MVP/MNM over Hardys/Benoit -London/Kendrick over Deuce/Domino -Ashley wins the Diva Invitational
*Batista/Undertaker over Cena/Michaels *Lashley over Kennedy *King Booker over Kane *The Boogeyman/Little Boogeyman over Finlay and Little Bastard *Helms retains *MVP/MNM over Hardys/Benoit *London/Kendrick over Deuce/Domino *Ashley wins the Diva Invitational
"We're like Soapbox Heroes and we've got so much to say."
actually now the editorial is usually non-kayfabe, like them going off on the Katie Vick storyline, but then of course they have "HHH and STEINER IN MATCH OF THE YEAR" on the cover... I used to enjoy when Quackenbush would write some bits.