Yeah, cuz I suck at being creative with those title thingies. Sometimes can't spell them either (Note: thanks to whoever corrected my last misspelled title thread!!!).
Vince! What a dastardly heel. Because I'm comfortable in the knowledge that I will be going straight to hell without passing go when I die, I can heartily laugh at all the handicap jokes! Too bad the sound quality sucked ass because Vinnie's voice was getting kind of annoying. Brock, he looks better to me every week. He needs to shut up more because that voice kind of gets you in the way nails raked across the chalkboard does, you know? Whatever, I shouldn't bitch, cuz he looked good and gave those great 'I'm being manipulated' expressions.
Benoit v Hardy - what a match! Top match, all night, hands down! Matt looked great bleeding all over the place. Awesome match, and Benoit in US finals - nice!
Stephanie, I luv ya girl, but please don't wear pink…ever. HAHA Midol…that's great!
Kurt and Brock, tension, rivalry, friendship, I love these two!
Noble - what are you doing??? You trailer park, white trash, piece of crap! That's Nidia!!! N-I-D-I-A!!! Stop ragging all over the plastic Barbie and give Nidia some love!!! Dumb ass. hehehe Still, poor Nidia.
Cena - he is just so politically incorrect. I love that guy. UT and Bearer - who knew? The slash in SD is getting WAY out of control! But I love it anyway! But pissing on the grave…probably could have gone the night without that. In any case, the buildup to this match has been stellar. Dare I say…I might actually…be looking forward to an UT match? *shudder* Nah, I was just kidding…hopefully Cena can kick his ass and move on…though I doubt it…*sigh*
Rey, Billy, blah blah…You know the Stone Cold DVD is excellent for times like this? My favorite segment is with the cowboy hats with Stone Cold and Angle. God damn that was some funny shit!!!
Back in time for Vince again! Yeah…what? Sable…vixen…predator…oh god…I might throw up. I think I will. The visuals are killing my head. And what the F? Linda watches Raw and gets all pissy with Bischoff, but yet she doesn't see her husband blah blahing all over Plastic girl #2? It's not that I don't enjoy a story line with Vince, cuz I do, I just can not stand that plastic thing. Cena…hehehe…you again! Doesn't he know that UT will not job to him? Poor Cena, all that rhyming for nothing…
Rhyno, Sean…yeah, well maybe if Sean took his jacket off I would have been more inclined to pay attention!!! I am intrigued by the Bar Invitational, kind of funny.
Guerrero and Gunn. I like Gunn. I don't like Gunn with Plastic. And who doesn't love Eddie? Who doesn't love Eddie with the chair, and the lay down, and the win!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA F-you Gunn! Go get some none neon green pants, stop hanging with Plastic, and just stand around looking good! Dumb ass. Eddie should have put Plastic through something, anything, for touching his ride. She so got off easy. And I realize it's Eddie and Benoit for the title…wow. That will be the match of the night. I wonder if Eddie will bust out some super low riding 18 wheeler or something for the PPV. That would rock!
Stephanie vs Sable vs buffet table…I think I'll just save my off-colored-non-politically-correct-lesbian-food-fighting-comments to myself. Stephanie grunting may be worse than: Brock's voice + nails over chalkboard + squeaking balloon torture (see: South Park which was on during SD). That's bad. How does Trips stand it???
Kurt, I'm glad to have him back. This is a great match! And props to the chick that swiped a feel of Kurt's ass! I'm jealous…but proud! Haas and Benjamin look awesome. Kurt looks awesome. Big Slow looked awesome…taking a stair shot!!! HAHAHAHAHA Kurt wins! I didn't expect that! Rocks!
Well, if I started the thread, I'd just do a wine related title, like "Wail on the Champale" or something. Oh well... I agree, Steph's noises actually sound like something you'd expect her to make...with the doors closed, if you know what I mean. I swear, I wasn't even thinking about that, but it just hit me. What are she and Sable fighting over again? Oh that's right we still don't know.
I'm not pissing on Jamie Noble. Why? He and Nidia are grossly underrated, and they are mostly on Velocity. Their first good exposure on Smackdown in forever, and it's some lame 'indecent proposal' crap?! They're trying to make it out like Torrie Wilson is the most beautiful woman in the universe. I don't want those SOBs to break them up, dammit!
Cena and Angle continue to hold down the goodies, and I really liked the Benoit Hardy match too. How can I not love Eddie?! Not much else to comment on, actually. To be honest, it came off rather boring on the most part. Finally, this. Monday, Linda McMahon is going to be on Raw. If she doesn't go to Smackdown this same week to take care of the OTHER problem, then... Well, I'll wait and see what happens.
High Light of the night? Spanky in a balloon hat! I was literally swooning
There were a lot of really good matches, especially Benoit vs. Hardy, but other than Cena the talking bits were pretty awful. I understand that RAW is the tory show and Smackdown is the wrestling show, but RAW does good matches along with the story- why can't Smackdown do that too?
This show needs less Vince. And more wrestling. And more Sean.
I don't want to see Brock vs Vince. I can think of about 30 people on the SD roster whom I'd rather see with Brock. Nor do I want a reprise of "Brock's got broken ribs" plotline. It's one thing when it's true & we have to work around it, but we don't need to go around on it voluntarily. I also don't need to watch Vince fantasize about Sable ripping his clothes off. Yeeeesh.
"Matt's beard is much cooler than Benoit's"?? Is Benoit supposed to have a beard? I thought he was just pretty lazy about shaving.
"I've got one thing to say to you, man: Watch out for that announce table." I continue to love Kurt & Brock together.
I'm sure his mommy asked Cena whether he needed to potty before they left for the graveyard. Yawn.
Spanky & the balloons -- oooooh-key-dokey. We've got to get the boy a feud!
The APA party invitation segments were pretty funny. Dunno how the match is going to be -- is it supposed to actually be in a bar? Is Spanky old enough to get into a bar?
Was it just me, or for some reason, did Undertaker look particularly good?
I would have loved a little more Sean & Rhyno before the APA interruption. Sean, though. Oh yeah.
I hate to say it, but Steph drowning in the buffet table is one of the better catty, food fights. Now, having done that, do we still need to see it on the PPV?
Eddie vs Kurt for wrestler of the night -- tough call. As great as Kurt was (He was. I can't wait for the Brock/Kurt banter next week.), I think I have to give it to Eddie for his awesome "cheat to win" finale. But only by the slightest of margins.
I could never come up with a clever title thread like that. Props to you Ringmistress! This was the first wrestling show I've seen in over a week. Why isn't the entire face of the planet covered in satellite dishes???