Hooray! By the time my Barret's esophagus becomes cancerous this'll hopefully be on the market!
"Tattoos are the mullets of the aughts." - Mike Naimark
"Don't stop after beating the swords into ploughshares, don't stop! Go on beating and make musical instruments out of them. Whoever wants to make war again will have to turn them into ploughshares first" - Yehuda Amichai
My reply has nothing to do with the thread other than this is the funniest sig I've seen in a long time. I actually snorted and got a funny look from my co-worker. Showed it to him and he laughed, too.