Hooray! By the time my Barret's esophagus becomes cancerous this'll hopefully be on the market!
"Tattoos are the mullets of the aughts." - Mike Naimark
"Don't stop after beating the swords into ploughshares, don't stop! Go on beating and make musical instruments out of them. Whoever wants to make war again will have to turn them into ploughshares first" - Yehuda Amichai
I think rational people could go a long way in ending this "war" by ignoring people who get offended by "Merry Christmas" and "Christmas Trees" as well as those people who watch Bill O'Reilly and sincerely walk away feeling l...