During the intro of the Bucs D tonight, the poorly-named Simeon Rice said he was from "the school of hard knocks."
Now, as an IU alum, I could make a joke here, but I won't.
"No one's ever done a movie about flowers before. So there are no guidelines." "What about "Flowers for Algernon"?" "Well, that's not about flowers. And it's not a movie." "Ok, I'm sorry, I never saw it." -- Adaptation
He drives me nuts. Listen for when he mispronounces a word. It's like he's reading stuff his staff wrote for him on the fly (or it's stuff he didn't remember writing), and isn't expecting a difficult word to sneak in there. It cracks me up.