The idiotic news story of the year comes through just under the wire: Cult in Florida (did anyone doubt the location for this one) claims to have cloned a baby. Now, despite not having any proof except their word (this is a group whose founder was a race car driver who met aliens, who told him that aliens placed the human race on earth) the cable networks give the news conference full coverage. Still trying to figure out who is dumber, this cult, or the networks for actually believing this crap. Waiting for Vince to announce a cloning story next week on SD.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
(Missed one? Check out http://wienerboard.com/cagcotd.php) In an effort to get closer to profiling all the candidates, I'm going to occasionally sprinkle in the candidates who don't have any sort of negligible web presence, just for kicks.