Your Official Sunday, April 13, 2003 Randomly Selected Wiener Of The Day Champion says....
According to The Honky Tonk Man's website, he is in talks with TNA to join their roster. WHY? Honky TOnk Man is one of the last guys I want to see return. I knew for months Honky fans were trying to get Honky back on WWE or TNA, but I really ope this doesn't come true. Here is the websites statement:
HTM has been contacted by NWA TNA and negotiations are ongoing. HTM is willing and ready to make an impact in TNA.
He has several pieces of unfinished business with several of the TNA wrestlers and front office personnel.
Are you kidding? Who WOULDN'T want the greatest Intercontinental champion of all time on their roster? I'd be SO THERE! And the thing is... you know they wouldn't have HTM wrestle or anything. He'd just be yet another interview-type. But the difference is, Honky Tonk at least has experience doing shoot-style interviews. Look at his website for proof of that. And we'd finally get to see Honky claiming Double J stole his gimmick years ago -- that's one segment I'd love to see.
"If I told Mooah to act her age, she'd die." -- Jerry Lawler, 1999
Danm Digital Cable and it's un-availablilty! (is that a word?)
Ottawa Senators 2002/2003 Stanley Cup Champions
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon. Need I say more?"
Originally posted by SocksIf only I could see that....
Danm Digital Cable and it's un-availablilty! (is that a word?)
Shakespeare made up words all the time. I say use any words you want with impunity. A couple words I made up:
sorritude-like gratitude, but instead of being greatful, you are sorry. as in "let me express my sorritude for what happened." randomosity-the state of something being random. as in "I doubt the randomosity of that survey" randomositude-a measure of something's randomosity.
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I can't be the only one waiting for Barry Horowitz to show up in NWA and start a win streak that would tower over Goldberg's. There could be much worse surprises ahead than Honkey Tonk Man.
I just want to thank Big Bad for mentioning me and then actually going back to the topic. Thanks to you I got mentioned (through your quote) 6 different times. The check's in the mail, buddy!
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Its sad to think of how damaged the greatest collection of talent in the world is. From Jericho to Van Dam to Booker T and everyone else. The damage done to these performers is more then I think any of us can truly appreciate.