So, tell us the details already. How many bedrooms/baths...
And does it have a good basement (MEDIA ROOM).
As of 2/28/05: 101 pounds since December 7, 2004 OFFICIAL THREE-MONTH COUNT: 112 pounds on March 9, 2005 OFFICIAL SIX-MONTH COUNT: 142 pounds on June 8, 2005 OFFICIAL ONE YEAR COUNT: 187 pounds on December 7, 2005 As of 2/27/06: 202 pounds "I've lost a heavyweight" As of 7/31/06: 224 pounds
So I figure that when it snows, you can probably jump off the porch fence with an intertube. If you hit the slope just right, you could travel all the way across the street before you break some bones.
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Trying out some of his known aliases, I found this about Mike Fury: ...but I couldn't find any corroborating source. Finally, I tried to look him up on imdb.com using one of his other aliases, Mike Iorio, and there you have it: