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joecollins
Chorizo








Since: 2.1.02
From: Lititz, PA

Since last post: 3487 days
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#1 Posted on
"Masturwank" is probably my new favorite word.

Try and work it into conversation with friends. You'll be glad you did.

The NEWZ~! is like totally one of my favoritist columms, dood? Who r ur suroces? Bob Ryder?

-Joe



http://www.joecollins.net/
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Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#2 Posted on
Funjaculate is still better than Masturwank.





(edited by Fazzle on 5.1.02 1752)
Spaceman Spiff
Knackwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Philly Suburbs

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 4 hours
AIM:  
#3 Posted on
LOL!

ROTFLMAO!

OMG!

Hot Newz is becoming one of my favorite columns.



Matthew: You would've loved it, David. A week in a foreign country, strange people, strange customs...
Dave: Oh, I know what you mean. I've been to Canada.
ironcladlou
Potato korv








Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 2076 days
Last activity: 1928 days
#4 Posted on


SWEET BABY JESUS IN HEAVEN, INCEST HOMOS! MY GAWD, GO TO COMMECIAL, GO TO
COMMERCIAL, GO TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL!


OMG, that and "masturwank" made me spit my beer all over my monitor. Let's see that quote one more time.

SWEET BABY JESUS IN HEAVEN, INCEST HOMOS! MY GAWD, GO TO COMMECIAL, GO TO
COMMERCIAL, GO TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL!


Hehehehehe, incest homos.



ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

Tragic1
Chourico








Since: 2.1.02
From: Rolling Meadows, Illinois

Since last post: 4182 days
Last activity: 4173 days
#5 Posted on
Dood, you have officially made my brand new sig file.



"You're bloody right! I masturwank to that hot piece of crumpet every night!" -Hot Newz

"Q: How nervous were you coming here?
Me: ...I think it definitely paid off for me and others. I've been able to do a lot of things here I wasn't able to do there.

Like wrestle on Jakked! I mean, if I were still in WCW, would I have been able to wrestle on Jakked, a WWF show?! I think NOT! Thank you for the opportunity, Vince! (tool)"- "The Shooter" Dean Malenko
ironcladlou
Potato korv








Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 2076 days
Last activity: 1928 days
#6 Posted on


I like swords.



ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#7 Posted on
yeah, could you get to the point here? I have what doctors call a short attention sp...ooh! something shiny!



Tragic1
Chourico








Since: 2.1.02
From: Rolling Meadows, Illinois

Since last post: 4182 days
Last activity: 4173 days
#8 Posted on
Originally posted by ironcladlou

I like swords.





Welcome to Corneria.



"You're bloody right! I masturwank to that hot piece of crumpet every night!" -Hot Newz

"Q: How nervous were you coming here?
Me: ...I think it definitely paid off for me and others. I've been able to do a lot of things here I wasn't able to do there.

Like wrestle on Jakked! I mean, if I were still in WCW, would I have been able to wrestle on Jakked, a WWF show?! I think NOT! Thank you for the opportunity, Vince! (tool)"- "The Shooter" Dean Malenko
Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#9 Posted on
Dial Tooooooone.

(yeah yeah, I know, that's a different comic. Bite me)



ironcladlou
Potato korv








Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 2076 days
Last activity: 1928 days
#10 Posted on


Welcome to Corneria.

I like swords.



ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#11 Posted on
Come back! My wang has serious growth potential!

(you two can spout off the same lines over and over again, but damnit, I'm gonna be original...in my ripping off of comics, that is.)



ironcladlou
Potato korv








Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 2076 days
Last activity: 1928 days
#12 Posted on


Why do they call them chip clips? Everybody just puts 'em on their wang. The should call them wang clips, or wang hangers, or something.



I like swords.



ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#13 Posted on
Ah, I see Heathcliff has perfected his wussy cat technique.



Hot Newz
Bauerwurst








Since: 2.1.02

Since last post: 78 days
Last activity: 22 days
#14 Posted on
http://www.geocities.com/vassie316/home

Its an archive of Hot Newz that I made some haven't been seen on SlashWrestling OMG! there will be a new Hot Newz in a few dayz, I've been to busy screwing my hot girlfriend to write one this weekend!!!!



ROTFLMAO!!!!
eviljonhunt81
Pepperoni








Since: 6.1.02
From: not Japan

Since last post: 2799 days
Last activity: 2796 days
#15 Posted on
Originally posted by Hot Newz
there will be a new Hot Newz in a few dayz,



Is that a threat?

haha. burned!





(edited by eviljonhunt81 on 13.1.02 2247)
Super Shane Spear
Bierwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Sector 7 Slums

Since last post: 1403 days
Last activity: 1403 days
#16 Posted on
HAHA! EvilJon is a Lv. 1 N00BIE!



Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#17 Posted on
n00bs are evil and must die...yeah!



eviljonhunt81
Pepperoni








Since: 6.1.02
From: not Japan

Since last post: 2799 days
Last activity: 2796 days
#18 Posted on
Shane already posted 27 times? I don't believe that.



The Shooter Dean Malenko
Pinkelwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Tampa, Florida!

Since last post: 4408 days
Last activity: 4181 days
#19 Posted on
U BETTA BELIEVE IT, BUDDY!1

- DM



"The Shooter" Dean Malenko's Homepage!
Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 2991 days
#20 Posted on
Oh yeah, and what happens if I DON'T believe it?!


*cowers in the corner, trying to protect his legs from getting put into a certain cloverleaf*



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