"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do." David Brent, The Office
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." Unknown, Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
Oh, this makes me so happy and so sad at the same time. September 18. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Ben Folds Five. The original lineup performing The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner in its entirety.