"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do." David Brent, The Office
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." Unknown, Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
Okay, this is the top 500 of 2002 as based on the weekly Feely Top *Whatever* charts. It's an inverse cumulative points system, like 1 point for last place and, like, if there's 200 songs that week, #1 gets 200 points.
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