...So then the Doctor says "Son, there's a big difference between lipstick and VD!"
'But if one is struck by me only a little, that is far different, the stroke is a sharp thing and suddenly lays him lifeless, and that man's wife goes with cheeks torn in lamentation, and his children are fatherless, while he, staining the soil with his red blood, rots away, and there are more birds than women swarming about him.' Diomedes, The Iliad of Homer
Why?! Man, I'm gonna look around my house and see if I can find a freak occurance like that that some idiot will pay five digits for. I can just imagine the winner of the auction showing the bill to his friends. Friend: