...So then the Doctor says "Son, there's a big difference between lipstick and VD!"
'But if one is struck by me only a little, that is far different, the stroke is a sharp thing and suddenly lays him lifeless, and that man's wife goes with cheeks torn in lamentation, and his children are fatherless, while he, staining the soil with his red blood, rots away, and there are more birds than women swarming about him.' Diomedes, The Iliad of Homer
It's up on the web. Not sure how long it'll stay there, but I highly recommend reading it. If you scroll about halfway down, you'll see links for each of the eight chapters in one of those small boxes. http://www.msnbc.msn.