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| #1 Posted on 16.12.09 1412.00 | Instant Rating: 8.85 | (Click on the "DVD" icon to see previous weeks! We go all the way back to January, 2007!)
Hello.
The usual very light pre-Christmas list greets us for my wife's birthday, 12/22! Only - ONLY ninety DVDs, 24 Blu-ray and one UMD are represented by the links and information below.
(The low volume and some projected time constraints tomorrow and Friday means you get this list two days early! Hooray?)
PICK OF THE WEEK When the pickings are slim, go to your default picks - and fortunately, we have one easy one... Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side (The W at Amazon) (FOX, 2010) Peter Griffin's double-length episode retelling of The Empire Strikes Back won't air for many months, so if you want to see it NOW, you're stuck paying for a DVD. Well... or other illegal methods we can't talk about here. If you can get past all the product placement and anti-conservative jokes, it'll still probably be pretty funny! Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side [Blu-ray] Seems a little silly to have a Blu-ray copy when it's still not even in a widescreen aspect ratio - also, if you care about such things, it appears you'll only get a "digital copy" if you go Blu-ray Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Darkside/Blue Harvest At this price, you might want to go ahead and just get both of them, even if you already have "Blue Harvest" - give it to a friend and keep the PRETTY BOX that holds both of them...
MORE TV OF THE WEEK
Taxi: The Final Season (NBC, 1982-3) That'd be season 5, the NBC season Taxi: The Complete Series Well....I may have to break down and pick this up now that it's all out there.
The Secret Life Of The American Teenager: Season 3 (ABC Family, 2009) Actually, "Volume 3," which means "first half of Season 2"
Kyle XY: The Complete Third And Final Season (ABC Family, 2009) 
TV MOVIE (FROM CANADA!) OF THE WEEK Torso (Torso: The Evelyn Dick Story - made for TV, Canada, 2002) 
JAPANESE TV OF THE WEEK Baian the Assassin: Complete (4pc) (Sub) (Shikakenin Fujieda Baian - Japan, 1990-1993) Four discs (eight episodes) - Ken Watanabe IS Dr. Baian
AND FINALLY, "60 MINUTES" OF THE WEEK 60 Minutes - Personal Foul (December 6, 2009) 60 Minutes - The Zone (December 6, 2009) See this episode at 60 Minutes (cbsnews.com)
MOVIES OF THE WEEK
THE BIG ONES
District 9 (Single-Disc Edition) (USA/New Zealand, 2009)  District 9 (Two-Disc Edition) Adds four featurettes - probably not worth eight bucks unless you're REALLY into the film? District 9 [Blu-ray] Hmm, no digital copy except on the Blu-ray HERE either - could this be the new trend? District 9 [UMD for PSP] Interestingly, the UMD isn't even MENTIONED at the Sony Home Video page for D-9 (sonypictures.com)
(500) Days of Summer (2009) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel  (500) Days of Summer [Blu-ray] with Digital Copy This must be the new Fox thing...no digital copy unless you go Blu-ray
All About Steve (2009) Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church, Bradley Cooper  All About Steve [Blu-ray]
Extract (2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Kristen Wiig, Ben Affleck - Kind of a stealth release for Mike Judge's latest box office underperformer (just under $11M over six weeks)  Extract [Blu-ray]
Call of The Wild - 3D (2009) Christopher Lloyd 
It Might Get Loud (2008) Jimmy Page, The Edge and Jack White all talk about their guitars for around 97 minutes  It Might Get Loud [Blu-ray]
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009) Michael Douglas, Jesse Metcalfe, Amber Tamblyn - remake of Fritz Lang's 1956 film of the same name grossed less in American theatres upon its release back in September than your salary - so...you know, THERE'S something good to feel about in today's economy  Beyond a Reasonable Doubt [Blu-ray]
Staten Island (France/USA, 2009) Ethan Hawke, Vincent D'Onofrio, Seymour Cassel - I don't think this was ever in theatres, actually?  Staten Island [Blu-ray] The Blu-ray is actually a buck cheaper than the DVD!
MOST POINTLESS DIRECT-TO-VIDEO SEQUEL OF THE WEEK American Pie Presents: The Book of Love [Blu-ray] American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (direct to video, 2009) Is Eugene Levy hard up for money? Well, you can now win countless bar bets by knowing that amongst the many, many names of actors to appear in "American Pie" franchise, you can now add C. Thomas Howell, Dustin Diamond, Sherman Hemsley, Rosanna Arquette, Bret Michaels and Kevin Federline. (If any of these gentlemen have previously appeared in an "American Pie" - ha - film, I apologise for my oversight, because I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THESE MOVIES.)
Noble Things (2008) Michael Parks, Lee Ann Womack, Ryan Hurst, Brett Moses, Dominique Swain - AND a soundtrack that includes BO BICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Blind Date (USA/UK, 2007) Stanley Tucci (also co-wrote/directed), Patricia Clarkson - remake - more info at Cinemavault (cinemavault.com)
Ghost Machine (UK, 2009) Sean Faris, Rachael Taylor, Luke Ford
Paranormal Entity (2009) Latest ripoff from The Asylum (theasylum.cc) hasn't made it into the IMDb yet. But, see, unlike "Paranormal Activity," THIS one is TOTALLY REAL. And EASILY not worth $22.49 - or possibly even $2.49.
Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day (Canada, 2009) I understand this passes for high humour up north  Trailer Park Boys: The Movie / Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day [Blu-ray] WOW this seems expensive, especially since I heard that the first movie (Canada, 2006) wasn't even that good
BIG COLLECTION OF THE WEEK Audrey Hepburn Couture Muse Collection "Unique collector's package!" I guess it's a...hatbox? Includes Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sabrina, War and Peace, Roman Holiday, Paris When it Sizzles, My Fair Lady and Funny Face and ten postcards - sorry, "designer cards"
The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) This would be an Anchor Bay rerelease, most likely... Flowers in the Attic (1987) ...as would this
DOCUMENTARIES OF THE WEEK Ginevra's Story: Solving the mysteries of Leonardo da Vinci's first known portrait. (1999) More info at Microcinema (microcinemadvd.com) A Pug's Life/American Pit Bull (2003, 2007) Neither in IMDb - more info at Facets (facetsdvd.com) As Seen Through These Eyes (Sundance, 2007)  Between 2 Worlds "A documentary of the Mayan calendar"  Motherland (2009) or more info at Vanguard (vanguardcinema.com)
EN ESPAÑOL OF THE WEEK Maldeamores / Mancora (2pc) (Sub) [Blu-ray] (Puerto Rico/USA, 2007) (Spain/Peru, 2008)  Quebrado Vivo Pedro Aznar
MORE FURN FILMS OF THE WEEK The Year Of The Jellyfish (L'année Des Méduses) (Bilingual English/French Packaging) The Year Of The Jellyfish (L'année Des Méduses) (France, 1984)
To Take a Wife (Ve'Lakhta Lehe Isha - Israel/France, 2004)  Kazuo Umezz's Horror Theatre: Complete (3pc) (Japan, 2005) Six films - Umezu's work reimagined by a "who's who" of Japanese horror directors: 
ICHI: The Movie (Japan, 2008)  Ichi [Blu-ray]
Maid-Droid (Rôjin to Rabudôru: Watashi ga Shochô ni natta Toki... - Japan, 2009) Smut - I mean "erotic fantasy" - more info at Cinema Epoch (cinemaepoch.com)
DOUBLE FEATURES FROM FAR OFF LANDS FROM FACETS Lotna/Innocent Sorcerers (Poland, 1959) (Niewinni Czarodzieje - Poland, 1960) - more info at Facets (facetsdvd.com) Medieval Madness: The Valley of Bees/Witches' Hammer (Údolí Vcel - Czechoslovakia, 1968) (Kladivo na Carodejnice - Czechoslovakia, 1970) More info at Facets The Witman Boys/Child Murders (Witman Fiúk - Poland/France/Hungary, 1997) (Gyerekgyilkosságok - Hungary, 1993) More info at Facets The Pear Tree/Sara (Derakhte Golabi - Iran, 1998) (Iran, 1993) - more info at Facets
QUESTIONABLY LEGAL "IMPORTED" BLU-RAY RELEASES OF THE WEEK Dinner Game [Blu-ray] (Le Dîner de Cons - France, 1998)  Everlasting Regret [Blu-ray] (Changhan Ge - Hong Kong/China, 2005)  Grizzly Man [Blu-ray] (2005)  Subway [Blu-ray] (France, 1985) 
Here they all again, from DIFFERENT importers! Dinner Game [Blu-ray] Everlasting Regret [Blu-ray] Grizzly Man [Blu-ray] Subway [Blu-ray]
AND THE REST OF THE MOVIES OF THE WEEK Loser (1996) Peta Wilson, Kirk Harris - more info at Vanguard (vanguardcinema.com) Captive (Canada, 1998) Erika Eleniak, Michael Ironside A Four Course Meal (2006) 
The Devil's Music (direct to video, UK, 2008)  Finding Providence (2008)  Pretty To Think So (2008) 
Chasing Butterflies (2009) or more info at Vanguard No Right Turn (Denmark, 2009)  Off the Ledge (USA/Australia, 2009) or more info at Vanguard Shattered Lives (direct to video, 2009) 
ANIME OF THE WEEK
Gakuen Heaven: Complete (4pc) (Ws Dub Sub) Ah My Buddha Volume 6 (Ws Dub Sub) Guyver: The Complete Series (Viridian Collection) Spice and Wolf: Season One
KIDZ RELEAZEZ OF THE WEEK are all from Sisu and will be shown unavailable by Monday, just you watch Treasure Hunt (in Hebrew) Adventure in Israel (yes, also in Hebrew) Animal Songs in Hebrew (good eye - it DOES say in the title that it's in Hebrew)
MUSIC OF THE WEEK almost exclusively "imports" this week...
Live The Fabulous Thunderbirds The Quick & Dirty Guide to Hip Hop Mixtaped No-Man (www.no-man.co.uk)
25th Anniversary Concert (Live at The Indigo 02) Howard Jones - ooh, Howard Jones! (import) 25th Anniversary Concert (Live at the Same as above, different importer, ten bucks cheaper?
Live In Stockholm 1983 Chet Baker & Stan Getz (import) Live in Stockholm 1983 (import) Same as above, different importer
Metallica - Orgullo, Pasion y Gloria (2009) (import) Latin America-only release of a Mexico City concert
US Blues Tour 1963 Various (import) Reality Dream Riverside (import) Doomtree Blowout/False Hopes 13 (import) I dunno, maybe just get the domestric release straight from Doomtree (store.doomtree.net) instead
HIP HOP/ZINES OF THE WEEK Sub 0°: Snow Bunny Edition rescheduled from 12/1 Escobar Season Has Returned As Is Magazine (asismagazine.com)
SMUT OF THE WEEK Sorry fellas, it's bondage only this week! Maybe watch what you've already bought, huh? MERRY CHRISTMAS. Bound to the Drawingboard (Full)
SPORTS! WWE: Survivor Series 2009 Price is comparable to WWE Shop (wweshop.com) but the Shop does have that oh so tempting DVD+T-shirt combo...
SWEAT OF THE WEEK Jay Johnson's Boot Camp Fitness: Ultimate 3x30 [Blu-ray] Jay Johnson's Boot Camp Fitness: Ultimate Abs [Blu-ray] Jay Johnson's Boot Camp Fitness: Ultimate Body, Vol. 1 [Blu-ray] Jay Johnson's Boot Camp Fitness: Ultimate Cardio [Blu-ray] Who buys Blu-ray workout videos?!
The Alchemy of Qi Gong Volume I: The Essential Health Practices The Alchemy of Qi Gong Volume II: Shaolin Basics: Building the Foundation The Alchemy of Qi Gong Volume III: Shaolin Alchemy: Energetic Integration Practices All rescheduled from a couple weeks back
Sports for Life - Long Term Athlete Development (Generic Sports) (12/25)
GET RICH QUICK (SO YOU CAN PAY YOUR AMAZON BILL AFTER BUYING SO MANY EXPENSIVE INSTRUCTIONAL DVDS) Option Trading Basics: A Guide to Getting Started (12/28) Unique Index Options: Features and Strategies to Optimize Your Portfolio (12/28) Time and Diagonal Spreads: Advanced Strategies for Active Traders (12/28) A Complete Guide to Covered Calls: Manage Risk, Optimize Returns (12/28) Credit Spreads and Iron Condors: New Tactics to Collect Premium and Lower Risk (12/28) Ratio Call Spreads: Leverage Profits from Long Stock Positions (12/28) Planning Option Trades for Beginners: The Greeks, Volatility, and How to Pick the Best Trades (12/28) Mastering Debit Spreads: Conquer Volatility and Time in Option Trading (12/28) VIX Options and Futures: How to Trade Volatility for Profit (12/28)
AND FINALLY, THIS CAMERA HAS TOO MANY BUTTONS Introduction to the Canon 7D Volume 2: Advanced Topics
Heeeeeeeey that is it.
The usual update will come Monday as previously scheduled. Until then, I know it's a light load, but does ANYTHING here compel you to comment? Let's talk about it!
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| #2 Posted on 18.12.09 1947.07 | Instant Rating: 4.32 | Originally posted by CRZ Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side (The W at Amazon) (FOX, 2010) Peter Griffin's double-length episode retelling of The Empire Strikes Back won't air for many months, so if you want to see it NOW, you're stuck paying for a DVD. Well... or other illegal methods we can't talk about here. If you can get past all the product placement and anti-conservative jokes, it'll still probably be pretty funny!
I just saw another ad for it on TV and I really, REALLY wish they hadn't...
Spoiler Below: Highlight text to read
| ...blown the reveal of the Giant Chicken as Boba Fett. |
Seeing it for myself during the movie would have been a huge mark out moment. Still is, but now it's slightly diminished.
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| #3 Posted on 21.12.09 1334.08 | Instant Rating: 8.85 | NEWLY ADDED FOR 12/22: Doug - The Best of Season 4 (3 Disc Set) (The W at Amazon) (Nickelodeon) On-demand DVD-R set The Best of Napali Video's big bust Covergirls, Vol.3: Big Bust Entertainment FINALLY some non-bondage-related smut! Merry Christmas everybody! We Used to Think the Freeway Sounded Like a River Richmond Fontaine - not only is this an LP, but it's like the fourth rescheduling I've tracked
Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani (India, 2009) (12/24)
RETROACTIVELY RESCHEDULED TO 12/15: Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day
RESCHDULED TO 1/5/10: Live In Stockholm 1983
RESCHEDULED TO 3/16: The Quick & Dirty Guide to Hip Hop
NOW SHOWING UNAVAILABLE: Subway [Blu-ray] Grizzly Man [Blu-ray] To Take a Wife Doomtree Blowout/False Hopes 13 Treasure Hunt Adventure in Israel Animal Songs in Hebrew Trailer Park Boys: The Movie / Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day [Blu-ray] Subway [Blu-ray] Dinner Game [Blu-ray] Grizzly Man [Blu-ray] Live in Stockholm 1983 Everlasting Regret [Blu-ray] Quebrado Vivo Everlasting Regret [Blu-ray] Reality Dream 25th Anniversary Concert (Live at the The Dog Whisperer Vol 2: Solving Common Behavior Problems For Puppies And Dogs Dog Whisperer Vol 2:Solving Common Be
TOP PREORDERS OF THE WEEK 1 1 District 9 [Blu-ray] 2 2 (500) Days of Summer 3 3 Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side 4 4 District 9 (Single-Disc Edition) 5 5 It Might Get Loud 6 6 It Might Get Loud [Blu-ray] 7 10 Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Darkside/Blue Harvest 8 9 Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side [Blu-ray] 9 8 District 9 (Two-Disc Edition) 10 7 All About Steve 11 11 (500) Days of Summer [Blu-ray] with Digital Copy 12 12 Kyle XY: The Complete Third And Final Season 13 13 The Secret Life Of The American Teenager: Season 3 14 14 Extract 15 15 Taxi: The Final Season 16 17 Beyond a Reasonable Doubt 17 18 Extract [Blu-ray] 18 16 Spice and Wolf: Season One 19 20 American Pie Presents: The Book of Love 20 19 All About Steve [Blu-ray] 21 21 Taxi: The Complete Series 22 23 Ichi [Blu-ray] 23 22 Staten Island 24 -- Metallica - Orgullo, Pasion y Gloria (2009)
Dropping out is WWE: Survivor Series 2009.
TOP PREORDERS OF 12/29 AS OF RIGHT NOW 1 Glee, Vol. One: Road to Sectionals 2 9 3 9 [Blu-ray] 4 Paranormal Activity 5 Paranormal Activity (2-Disc Digital Copy Edition) [Blu-ray] 6 Jennifer's Body 7 Jennifer's Body (+ Digital Copy) [Blu-ray] 8 United States of Tara: Season One 9 A Perfect Getaway (Theatrical/Unrated Director's Cut) 10 Emily of New Moon: The Complete Second Season 11 A Perfect Getaway (Unrated Director's Cut) [Blu-ray] 12 Carriers 13 Baccano! The Complete Series Box Set 14 Case Closed: Captured in Her Eyes - Movie 15 Mighty Machines: Chomp! Crunch! Tear! 16 The Marine 2 17 Facing Ali 18 Whale Wars: Season 2 19 Weather Girl 20 Princess of Mars 21 The Marine 2 [Blu-ray] 22 The Spark: Fit, Firm & Fired Up in 10 Minutes a Day 23 WordWorld: My Fuzzy Valentine 24 Bad Boys/Bad Boys II
CURRENT TOP PREORDER FOR THE WEEK STARTING... 1/5/10: Chuck: The Complete Second Season 1/12: The Simpsons: Season 20 1/19: Weeds: Season Five 1/26: Michael Jackson: This Is It [Blu-ray] 2/2: Murder, She Wrote: The Complete Eleventh Season * 2/9: Naruto: Shippuden, Vol. 6 2/16: Bleach Uncut Box Set: Season 4, Part 2 2/23: Midsomer Murders: Set 14 3/2: Doctor Who: Remembrance of the Daleks (Story 152) (Special Edition
See you...some time later!
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