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Since: 24.2.02
From: Bowels

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#1 Posted on
Starting in March, lap dances = no

Not like this law is going to be enforced that heavily. Plus for people in the Detroit area, they can just go over to Canada where the girls can do whatever they want.

Michigan gets female governor, less than a month later this law arrives. It ain't no coincidence.

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Since: 13.3.02
From: Loveland, OH

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Michigan...or as I like to call it NAZI GERMANY!

Norm MacDonald rocks.

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Since: 6.1.02
From: Outer reaches of your mind

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Ha I was thinking the same thing when you mentioned this strict Michigan law. Well Ontario is just a hop, skip and a jump away. But now with tighter border security, how do you answer when they ask about "Why do you want to be in Ontario for only a few hours". If it's a guy he'd probably understand and accept the real reason. lol.

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Since: 11.7.02
From: MD

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I think Michigan is running to claim the title of "Little Sweden" from Berkley, CA or Montgomer County, MD.

"Prsent day writers, especially of the Socilaist school of thought- base their various theories upon one common hypothesis: They divide mankind into two parts. People in general- with the exception of the writer himself- from the first group. The writer, all alone, forms the second and most impportant group. Surely ths is the weirderst and most conceited notion that ever entered a human brain!"
- Frederic Bastiat, The Law, 1850
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Since: 1.8.02
From: Huntington Beach, CA

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#5 Posted on
Well, damn, that is lousy.
Oh well, however. Next time I am in Detroit I will just hop over the border. Last time I was there, I had a blast over in Windsor. With a decent Casino, cheap, good, pizza, Cuban Cigars, and strip clubs with all of the vulgarity of Mexico, but a degree of "class" and "relaxation" unmatched anywhere in America, and an overall clean and safe environment- I'd take that over American strip-clubs anyday. I was highly impressed...

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Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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Wait a minute. From what I remember you can go to the strip clubs in Windsor when you're 18, and the ladies can get buck naked, but you can't drink. That's not exactly optimal, and probably cuts down on tips quite a bit.

It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Aphrodite, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Spider-Man, and Boston.
Lap cheong

Since: 1.8.02
From: Huntington Beach, CA

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I could drink in the places I went to - in fact, they all had a good alcohol selection.
As far as the other stuff goes, you are right on...

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Since: 8.5.02
From: San Diego, CA

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#8 Posted on
My brother is out here from Detroit. I guess he will be taking more trips to Ontario.

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Since: 7.2.02
From: New York, NY

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I think the strippers should protest and march (dance) on the capital.

From the infamous Wrestleline SS interview:

DTD: If you were to make changes in WCW, if you were in charge and not Ric Flair, what would they be?

SS: I'd get rid of all the old guys, and push the talent that has waited to get the push. The things they are doing, it's back in the 1980s. It's just bad, man. Flair doesn't even deserve to be on the show. You've got to get rid of all the old guys. Like what Vince did, they started pushing guys. Nobody knew who The Rock was 2 years ago. He made The Rock. Now The Rock just did Saturday Night Live. You've got to start with the young talent, talent people can relate to. Who are we trying to relate to if we've got a 50 year old man out there? Are we trying to relate, so a 50 year people and above will go out and buy a f*cking little toy? That ain't gonna happen. It's a f*cking joke.

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Since: 21.6.02
From: Germany

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They made a six foot rule here in Tampa a couple of years ago. IN TAMPA where there's an average of one strip club for every three horny guys. Of course the rule is hardly enforced. Actually they have been cracking down on it lately, like the past month. If you do end up getting arrested, the good news is most cases get dropped anyway.

I heard the cops were actually told to not go into strip clubs the weekend of the Bucs/49'ers game, take from that what you will. The one thing I can tell you for sure is that I've been to clubs numerous times since the law was concieved and have yet to be arrested or even see a raid happen.

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