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Kane seemed to have had his voice changed and gained 50 pounds? Is Glenn Jacobs still playing the role of KANE? Some people are even saying it was Mortus!



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Maybe Kane's voice is different because the new mask doesn't cover his mouth as much. As for the weight -- he didn't look all that much heavier to me, although the new costume might have affected that. Kane seems to put on extra weight when he has downtime, though -- he was definitely packing a spare tire when he came back from that infection, for instance.
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Wasn't Mortis really Kanyon? Or was that just used for the angle with the flock?
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#4 Posted on
At least with that new mask, he can eat Chef Boyardee now. And now he can talk without sounding like Kenny McKormick with strep throat!

Coach: "Kane, what are your thoughts going into this match?"

Kane: "Mrrph Grmphphph Mrrrprrh Mrrrph Mmph... Rrrmph."

Coach: "Well, as you just heard, Kane is definetly ready to take on the challenge."





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#5 Posted on
I'm all for a guy being able to speak, but now Kane seems to have acquired Michael Jackson's nose.
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#6 Posted on

    Kane seemed to have had his voice changed and gained 50 pounds


Funny, I thought that Kane looked a lot thinner.



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Kane is now being played by the guy who was the first and third Ultimate Warrior.

Jesus, don't you guys read Meltzer anymore?


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#8 Posted on
Gotta agree with Big Daddy Loco -- Kane looked way thinner, way smaller, way less intimidating. And the clear voice makes him sound like just another wrestler. He doesn't look or sound like a "freak" anymore. I think we may have witnessed a change on the order of Taker's "Badass" conversion
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We've seen the next step in the Kane character's evolution. His new mask will work wonders for promos and it looks like he's still working with the "Freaks are cool!" persona. He looks to be in great shape and if he shows improvement the way TNA's Malice (formerly the lunk known as The Wall) has, then he'll FINALLY make it to the main event for good this time instead of just being another JTTS.

Lord knows that Kane's already spent most of his career as a main event jobber. It's time for him to be a main event player!



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But I thought the mask hid all that horrible scarring from the house fire when he was a kid...Is he doing reconstructive surgery bit by bit on his face?

Theoretically, now the only scarring would be around his eyes, and it can't be that hideous that he still needs the mask.
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    Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco

      Kane seemed to have had his voice changed and gained 50 pounds


    Funny, I thought that Kane looked a lot thinner.



I'm with Big Daddy on this. Kane looked way way thinner than in the past. His upper body looked much smaller as well. I thought it was quite noticeable and I am surprised that some of you thought he looked bigger and/or fatter. Hmmm.



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    Originally posted by The Goon
    But I thought the mask hid all that horrible scarring from the house fire when he was a kid...Is he doing reconstructive surgery bit by bit on his face?

    Theoretically, now the only scarring would be around his eyes, and it can't be that hideous that he still needs the mask.



You beat me to it. Remember when Kane first came in, no part of his bady was exposed due to horrible scarring so they said. Apparently he has gotten surgery over the years because in '99 he debuted with the one sleeve look, in 2000 he had the ever sleek no sleeve look and now he has no sleeves AND you can see his mouth. Thats always bothered me about Kane, you would think they would at least mention something about him showing more skin. I guess Paul Bearer has been working hard on a secret formula for curing burn victims.



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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ffej

      Originally posted by The Goon
      But I thought the mask hid all that horrible scarring from the house fire when he was a kid...Is he doing reconstructive surgery bit by bit on his face?

      Theoretically, now the only scarring would be around his eyes, and it can't be that hideous that he still needs the mask.



    You beat me to it. Remember when Kane first came in, no part of his bady was exposed due to horrible scarring so they said. Apparently he has gotten surgery over the years because in '99 he debuted with the one sleeve look, in 2000 he had the ever sleek no sleeve look and now he has no sleeves AND you can see his mouth. Thats always bothered me about Kane, you would think they would at least mention something about him showing more skin. I guess Paul Bearer has been working hard on a secret formula for curing burn victims.



Maybe he can only partake in quick matches because if he spends a lot of time outside, the new skin will start bubbling and falling apart to reveal his hideous burned features.

This anology would also explain his lack of selling.



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#14 Posted on
Add me to those who thought he was thinner (including upper arms). I even thought he looked a bit shorter, but maybe that was costume and hair related somehow.

I would have to see him next to UT to tell for sure. He was always a hair taller and heavier than Taker. He just didn't look that way to me.

I'm not sure I like the wacky Kane who lifts other guys' schtick either. This move started beofre his injury, with him yanking Rock's chain.
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#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by Tribal Prophet
    Kane is now being played by the guy who was the first and third Ultimate Warrior.

    Jesus, don't you guys read Meltzer anymore?


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Wait, you mean it wasn't the Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant playing Kane? I am shocked and chagrined.



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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by The Great Thomas
    At least with that new mask, he can eat Chef Boyardee now. And now he can talk without sounding like Kenny McKormick with strep throat!

    Coach: "Kane, what are your thoughts going into this match?"

    Kane: "Mrrph Grmphphph Mrrrprrh Mrrrph Mmph... Rrrmph."

    Coach: "Well, as you just heard, Kane is definetly ready to take on the challenge."



I'm still laughing at this.

I thought the new mask made him look retarded and the straps and buckles suit looks like a castoff from an 80's S&M shop. Needs tweaking. But the remixed music is cool.



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#17 Posted on
I can dig it...
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#18 Posted on
Anyone have a screen cap of new kane? missed raw and can't find nothing. I"m curious though.
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THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! or something.



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