So, I'm burning through the channels tonight and the new ad for the Gazelle Elite comes on. Tony Little loves his sports entertainer endorsements. Lana Star of WOW fame appeared in the last Gazelle ad and now there's the Genius, Leapin' Lanny Poffo. He cuts a huge babyface promo on Tony Little and the Gazelle Elite. This commercial is brutal, but it's more watchable than TNA.
"Well, you can't involve friendship with business. It has to be one or the other. It's either business or friendship, or hit the bricks!" --Life Lessons from "The Tao of Bobby the Brain Heenan" Uncensored 2000 preview
Simmons' influence must be rubbing off on the other ESPN.Com writers, as Chris McKendry has written a column comparing the Winter Olympics' figure skating with the "staged exhibitionism" of pro wrestling.