Originally posted by StaggerLeeI guess I'm the only one who thinks The West Wing was an overrated piece of CRAP. Same for the Social Network. Its a marginally ok movie. If it were about anything OTHER than Facebook , nobody would have given two shits about it.
...your task is to fill in these blanks to make a comparable opinion.
If _______ were about anything OTHER than _______, nobody would have given two shits about it.
I'll start.
If "Titanic" were about anything OTHER than the Titanic, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If The Ten Commandments were about anything OTHER than Moses, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Independence Day were about anything OTHER than war with aliens, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Shakespeare in Love were about anything OTHER than Shakespeare being in love, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Hot Shots Part Deux were about anything OTHER than Topper's need to rescue his mentor and his need to find something to help him forget his lost love of Ramada , nobody would have given two shits about it.
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If MMO's were about anything OTHER than playing with other people, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If professional wrestling was about anything OTHER than wrestling, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If TVtropes were about anything OTHER than a site about devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If The Shawshank Redemption were about anything OTHER than a prison break, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Christianity were about anything OTHER than the whole business about the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ , nobody would have given two shits about it.
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If "Black Swan" were about anything OTHER than the Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting down with some hot lesbian sex scenes, nobody would have given two shits about it.
Holy fuck shit motherfucker shit. Read comics. Fuck shit shit fuck shit I sold out when I did my job. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck. Sorry had to do it....
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Revenge of the Sith = one thumb up from me. Fuck shit. I want to tittie fuck your ass. -- The Guinness. to Cerebus
If porn were about anything other than sex would any give a shit about it.
If Office Space were about anything other than how everyone hates their desk job would anyone give a shit about it.
If message boards were about anything other then making yourself feel better by imposing your views on faceless as well as nameless people would any give two shits about it.
If reading TNA or WWE threads were about anything OTHER than having a chance to see Lotjx and Amos Cochran argue, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If watching Wrestlicious were about anything OTHER than seeing CRZ do live commentary as the show happens, nobody would have given two shits about it.
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