CRZ
Big Brother
Administrator
   
   
       
 
Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス
Since last post: 8 hours
Last activity: 6 hours
|  #1 Posted on 28.2.11 1243.19 | Instant Rating: 9.82 | Inspired by this piece of opining...
Originally posted by StaggerLee
I guess I'm the only one who thinks The West Wing was an overrated piece of CRAP.
Same for the Social Network. Its a marginally ok movie. If it were about anything OTHER than Facebook , nobody would have given two shits about it.
...your task is to fill in these blanks to make a comparable opinion.
If _______ were about anything OTHER than _______, nobody would have given two shits about it.
I'll start.
If "Titanic" were about anything OTHER than the Titanic, nobody would have given two shits about it.
YOUR TURN
    | Promote this thread! |          | hansen9j
Andouille
Since: 7.11.02
From: Riderville, SK
Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 7 hours
|  #2 Posted on 28.2.11 1250.47 | Instant Rating: 8.59 | If The Ten Commandments were about anything OTHER than Moses, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Independence Day were about anything OTHER than war with aliens, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Shakespeare in Love were about anything OTHER than Shakespeare being in love, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Hot Shots Part Deux were about anything OTHER than Topper's need to rescue his mentor and his need to find something to help him forget his lost love of Ramada , nobody would have given two shits about it.
It is the policy of the documentary crew to remain true observers and not interfere with its subjects.
"Well. Shit." -hansen9j
Go Pack Go! (Champs!)
Let's Go Riders! | El Nastio
Andouille
Since: 14.1.02
From: Ottawa Ontario, by way of Walkerton
Since last post: 2 days
Last activity: 2 hours
| | ICQ: |  |
| |
| #3 Posted on 28.2.11 1301.38 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | If MMO's were about anything OTHER than playing with other people, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If professional wrestling was about anything OTHER than wrestling, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If TVtropes were about anything OTHER than a site about devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If The Shawshank Redemption were about anything OTHER than a prison break, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Christianity were about anything OTHER than the whole business about the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ , nobody would have given two shits about it.
After a (very) long hiatus, I have begun to write again. And this time, I'm not alone!
Click Here (basisgames.blogspot.com) to check out Basis Games - Video Game/Console Reviews, Commentaries, and Analysis. Check it out! | JayJayDean
Scrapple
Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA
Since last post: 48 min.
Last activity: 17 min.
| AIM: |  |
| | | Y!: |  |
|
| #4 Posted on 28.2.11 1306.22 | Instant Rating: 8.57 | If "Black Swan" were about anything OTHER than the Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting down with some hot lesbian sex scenes, nobody would have given two shits about it.
Holy fuck shit motherfucker shit. Read comics. Fuck shit shit fuck shit I sold out when I did my job. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck. Sorry had to do it....
*snip*
Revenge of the Sith = one thumb up from me. Fuck shit. I want to tittie fuck your ass. -- The Guinness. to Cerebus
|
| Leroy
Andouille
Since: 7.2.02
From: Huntington, NY
Since last post: 3 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
| #5 Posted on 28.2.11 1308.09 | Instant Rating: 4.40 |
If Boogie Nights were about anything other than seeing a grown man naked, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Dodge Ball were about anything OTHER than men wanting to hang around a gym, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Gladiator were about anything OTHER than gladiators, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If Midnight Express were about anything OTHER than Turkish prisons, nobody would have given two shits about it.
That was far more enjoyable than I had anticipated. | lotjx
Scrapple
Since: 5.9.08
Since last post: 13 hours
Last activity: 4 hours
| #6 Posted on 28.2.11 1353.11 | Instant Rating: 1.59 | If porn were about anything other than sex would any give a shit about it.
If Office Space were about anything other than how everyone hates their desk job would anyone give a shit about it.
If message boards were about anything other then making yourself feel better by imposing your views on faceless as well as nameless people would any give two shits about it.
|  Mr Shh
Liverwurst
Since: 9.1.02
From: Bergen County, NJ
Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
| #7 Posted on 28.2.11 1403.13 | Instant Rating: 7.34 | If Seinfeld were about anything OTHER than nothing, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If WrestleMania 23 were about anything OTHER than Donald Trump's hair, nobody would have given two shits about it.
(edited by Mr Shh on 28.2.11 1529)
You askew my mirror. I askew yours.
Behold, my plunger. | Von Maestro
Boudin rouge
Since: 6.1.04
From: New York
Since last post: 15 hours
Last activity: 8 hours
| #8 Posted on 28.2.11 1410.27 | If this thread were started by anyone OTHER than CRZ, nobody would have seen it.
(it's good to be the king :-) | RYDER FAKIN
Six Degrees of Me
Since: 21.2.02
From: ORLANDO
Since last post: 361 days
Last activity: 7 days
| AIM: |  |
| | |
| #9 Posted on 28.2.11 1844.12 | Instant Rating: 9.17 | If message board posting was about anything OTHER than self-fellatio, nobody would have given two shits about it.
We are all guilty
FLEA
Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high
Due to not believing IN THE LAKERS, Frosty is walking around with $20 of my money! | Jaguar
Knackwurst
Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ
Since last post: 799 days
Last activity: 799 days
| #10 Posted on 28.2.11 2053.18 | Instant Rating: 1.76 | Either CRZ and I don't share the same opinion of Titanic or some of you really missed the mark here.
Anyway!
If voting for George Bush were about anything OTHER than voting for the name George Bush nobody would've given two shits about it.
If invading Iraq were about anything OTHER than invading IRAQ nobody would've given two shits about it.
heh | Wpob
Lap cheong
Since: 21.11.02
From: Williston Park, NY
Since last post: 4 days
Last activity: 4 days
| #11 Posted on 28.2.11 2100.47 | If TV Shows were about anything OTHER than reality shows, nobody would have given two shits about it.
Life is hilariously cruel.
| The Guinness.
Bockwurst
Since: 24.4.05
From: San Diego, CA
Since last post: 19 days
Last activity: 9 min.
| AIM: |  |
| | |
| #12 Posted on 1.3.11 0133.19 | Instant Rating: 1.85 | If Schindler's List were about anything OTHER than saving lives during the Holocaust, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If This were about anything OTHER than what it was supposed to be, nobody would have given two shits about it.
| Torchslasher
Knackwurst
Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey
Since last post: 64 days
Last activity: 31 days
| #13 Posted on 1.3.11 2323.51 | Instant Rating: 6.55 | If reading TNA or WWE threads were about anything OTHER than having a chance to see Lotjx and Amos Cochran argue, nobody would have given two shits about it.
If watching Wrestlicious were about anything OTHER than seeing CRZ do live commentary as the show happens, nobody would have given two shits about it.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!"
"It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance."
"All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny
Click Here (myspace.com) | The Goon
Boudin blanc
Moderator
Since: 2.1.02
From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Since last post: 2 days
Last activity: 11 hours
| #14 Posted on 2.3.11 1129.26 | Instant Rating: 8.23 |
If the current season of The Bachelor were about anything OTHER than Brad's search for redemption, nobody would have given two shits about it. | KJames199
Scrapple
Moderator
Since: 10.12.01
From: #yqr
Since last post: 14 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
| #15 Posted on 2.3.11 1612.33 | Instant Rating: 6.71 | Originally posted by Von Maestro
If this thread were started by anyone OTHER than CRZ, nobody would have seen it.
You didn't play the game properly but you still win for accuracy.
Engage the killswitch. | CRZ
Big Brother
Administrator
Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス
Since last post: 8 hours
Last activity: 6 hours
| #16 Posted on 2.3.11 1631.10 | Instant Rating: 9.82 | I'm picking a better judge next time. :)
 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
