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DrewDewce Bratwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: The Derby City Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days
Y!: # 1 Posted on 11.9.05 0609.25 | Instant Rating: 3.78 From an e-mail I recently received: "Privatizing Social Security" If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purch ased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975), The Man Upstairs (1914) Promote this thread!
I'd rank it 1) Conan 2) Letterman 3) Craiggers 4) Leno 5) Kimmel, who I say is funny in small doses but is too obnoxious to have a full show. Jon Stewart would top this list were it not for the fact that his show isn't really the traditional talk show. The W message board ZimBoard ©2001-2016 Brothers Zim
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