For Sale, actually wait, we'll pay you to take him. A worthless, no-talent hack of a football coach. Must liquidate immediately - Going out of business sale! Take him off our hands! Need a dishwasher or cabana boy? He's your man, just dont use him as a football coach.
I can use the money they give me to take Ron Zook and buy Jeff Weaver!
EDIT: Why I would want to is beyond me, but I could.
(edited by gugs on 11.10.03 0404) Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
The last link to the Titans' 1999 AFC championship squad (and the Packers' '96 and '97 Super Bowl teams besides He Who Shall Not Be Named) is hanging up the cleats. After 17 years, punter Craig Hentrich bids the NFL goodbye.