- The Mountie, Beau Beverly and Blake Beverly v. The Legion of Doom and the Undertaker. Now this is the one that shoots down the whole "suspension of disbelief" surrounding the idea that actual fans wrote in for this stuff. Who would ever specifically request this six-man match? The Mountie's WHOMP ASS~! theme song gets me happy happy to start, however (hey, I'm an Emeril Lagasse mark, too, got a problem?). The Beverly Brothers are currently known as plain ol' Wayne Bloom and Mike Enos in WCW. The Mountie is Quebecer Jacques. "The Genius" Lanny Poffo, the Beverly Brothers' manager, is probably someone's bitch in a prison in Downer's Grove, IL, and may be getting butt-fucked as we speak for being a convicted kiddie porn distributor. Anyway, onto the match. It sucks. LOD doesn't suck quite as badly as they do today. See Beau run, run Beau run. Almost nothing happens for the first five minutes, as a lockup is teased and then the heels run away. See Blake run, run Blake run. See Scott rant, rant Scott rant. The Beverlys do get a chance to eventually show off their stuff, but Hawk's supreme lack of talent kind of kills the effect. Animal tags in, pier-six brawl, Doomsday Device, bammo. 1 for 3.
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Originally posted by JayJayDeanI seem to recall Scott Keith making reference to kiddie porn and Lanny Poffo getting busted for it. Anyone know anything about that? Is Scott crazy?
It's Scotty making up supposed facts. You may remember it from the RSPW FAQ and his books.
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I disagree. Part of the appeal of Raw over Smackdown is that you don't know what's going to happen ahead of time. There's no chance for spoilers to get out. They need to start improving the writing in the midcard.