Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
With only 2 weeks to go, here are the division and WC standings: AL EAST Tampa Bay 88-59 - -- (This week: Boston, Minnesota) Boston 88-61 - 1 GB (This week: @Tampa Bay, @Toronto) Ok, I acknowledge that counting Toronto last week was a bit premature.