Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
Baseball America's Aaron Fitt tweeted that Stephen Strasburg has signed (twitter.com) with the Nationals, four years, $15.67M at the deadline. If I draft someone represented by Boras, do I even bother negotiating before deadline day?