Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
One of the more exciting base-brawls in a while This brawl is notable for a couple of reasons: 1. I didn't see either party back down. Usually, you see at least one person backpeddle during one of these fights. 2.