Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
Not a overpowering debut, but I thought he was impressive. I thought he had one bad inning, walking the bases loaded. I think he's got some great stuff, especially that changeup, but he might need to learn (and the catcher might, too)