Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
A strong message should be sent to tax delinquents. Jeter, should he be found guilty of not paying hundreds of thousands if not millions in taxes , should have to go to Rikers Island. Forget fines, he has the money.