Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
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This thing is neat, in concept, but still very flawed. It doesn't seem to know past players (like the legendary Mike Greenwell), and when I ask about Mo Vaughn, it tells me about Mariano Rivera.