Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
Someone with some time on their hands could do a pretty serious study using baseball-reference.com and such using this logic. Canseco is a major source, and Grimsley is perhaps a major tributary flowing from that source. Who else, then?