Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
I was more against this trade because I like the Yankees rotation as it is, and didn't want to see Hughes go to the bullpen. Lee going to Texas instead of Tampa combined with having to instead face Dave Polley were inherent bonuses.