Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
I think the Phillies (or Mets) will pull this out. As you said the Phillies have a series with the Brewers. The Mets have a series with the Cubs. After that they both play the Marlins (who are fading fast), the Braves and Nationals.