Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
I'm thinking Glanville is only there to provide defense and some speed off the bench for the Cubs. I don't see him taking any time away from Lofton. Goodwin's hamstring injury must be worse than originally thought.