Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God
So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.
Problem is, Game 2 homer aside, Pods has not been the same since Aug. 2005 when he got the double hernia. So now he's a speed guy who can't run. And that's bad. Otherwise I'd love the idea that 2007 has to be his good year.