Hierarchy of Deities: Sarah Vowell > Roger Ebert > Albert Pujols > God

So, um, I don't want you to believe everything you hear at the parent-teacher conference, okay, 'cause...they lie. And they exaggerate. That's why they're teachers, right? Those who can't, right, Mom? Those who can't.

---Maeby Funke

Originally posted by PeterStork

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If the ESPN article isn't enough confirmation on the name change, MLB's website should be.

All team webpages take the form "city.nickname.mlb.com".

Starting tonight, washington.nationals.mlb.com resolves. It's a blank page, but it works. It used to not.

Yeah, I was bored.

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