According to reports on 1bob from last night's WWE house show in Milwaukee, Nathan Jones screwed up a spot during a match with Matt Hardy and injured Matt's ankle. Brian Hebner gave the X sign, and they took it home as quickly as possible.
I actually heard Matt injured his ankle by slipping on some of Nathan's breast milk that came out during the match.
Oi the wrestling world really is going to hell in a handbasket when the word breast milk from guys is properly used in a sentence. Oh don't expect me not to fit myself right in that handbasket on this trip
This blows. I mean, I really REALLY wanted to like this character. Now, with the Booby Juice revelation now all I have to look forward to is Sean O'Haire. I bet he doesn't have a penis or he used to have vestigial tail.
Homer: "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
Originally posted by Karlos the JackalOh, and the "internet wrestling community" has ruined Nathan Jones for me already. THANKS SO MUCH GUYS
--K
Why is that? Because of that article? If anything it made him more real in my book. Sure, he had some milk trouble, but I can look beyond that and read that the guy tore doors of their hinges?!! DAMN!!
OH, and does anybody know HOW he injured Matt.. Did Matt land wrong perhaps or did Jones stepped on his ankle? If it is not the latter I think it will be tough to say that he was the cause of the injury.
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Originally posted by Karlos the JackalOh, and the "internet wrestling community" has ruined Nathan Jones for me already. THANKS SO MUCH GUYS
--K
Why is that? Because of that article? If anything it made him more real in my book. Sure, he had some milk trouble, but I can look beyond that and read that the guy tore doors of their hinges?!! DAMN!!
Yeah, the breast milk thing. Every time he shows up it's going to pop into my head, and it's not like I'll have a chance to forget it -- with this board's penchant for wacky nicknames, I expect to see the actual name "Nathan Jones" show up very infrequently.
Originally posted by Karlos the JackalOh, and the "internet wrestling community" has ruined Nathan Jones for me already. THANKS SO MUCH GUYS
--K
Why is that? Because of that article? If anything it made him more real in my book. Sure, he had some milk trouble, but I can look beyond that and read that the guy tore doors of their hinges?!! DAMN!!
OH, and does anybody know HOW he injured Matt.. Did Matt land wrong perhaps or did Jones stepped on his ankle? If it is not the latter I think it will be tough to say that he was the cause of the injury.
I was there, and the ref did walk Matt out, which my friends and I noted as odd. As for how it happened, I'm unsure...the match was not the greatest, but there weren't a huge amount of "spots".
The only thing I can think of is, at one point Jones, threw Matt off the top rope, and it did look like he landed a little funny. Whether or not, it was the throw or the landing...I couldn't say.
For what it's worth, I thought Nathan had hurt his knee a little too.
"Matt Hardy's injury on Monday night in Milwaukee at the hands of Nathan Jones was an MCL sprain. He'll be working a reduced schedule for a few weeks but it's not that serious."
I guess this means that there will be no lack of Mattitude on Smackdown. Thank goodness.
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
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