To work off a traffic ticket, I volunteered at the animal shelter to get those pesky community service hours out of the way. There was this other CS guy working on Sunday, who kinda reminded me of a jolly, but dim-witted junior high classmate who always wore that black Guns and Roses t-shirt with the two pistols on it. We mucked out cages for most of the morning.
Then Guns and Roses Guy asks me if I could "do him a favor" and change out his mop water. The bosses overheard that, got mad, and informed me that I was not to do his work for him.
They were so pissed that they put Guns and Roses Guy to work, cleaning out the rat and squirrel-infested "old quarantine building," which more resembled the hot box from Cool Hand Luke.
Meanwhile, feeling like a goody-goody, I got to tape gift-wrapping paper over windows in the new quarantine buildling, with a supervisor who looked like Jack Black with a long ponytail. Jack Black spent much of the afternoon talking about moonlighting as a strip club bouncer and devising more punishments for Guns and Roses Guy, many of which involved angry squirrels dropping on his head.
"I don't care how tough you are, a squirrel will really fuck you up," Jack Black said to me.
As far as I know, he wasn't seriously injured, but by the time I clocked out at 5 p.m., Guns and Roses Guy was gone.
-- Asteroid Boy
Wiener of the day: 23.7.02
"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport." - Rex "Was he no-selling?" - Me
The question I have is how they can have 104 flavors. You can't very well have 100 different kinds of syrup in back, so that means they must be mixing syrups on the fly. i.e. diet cherry coke = diet coke syrup + cherry syrup.