I don't know who even pays attention to me around here anymore, but I decided to get your opinions on this:
I've decided that this summer, in between three jobs, trying to write some more, and getting ready for the coming school year (I'm just a kid...aw, shucks!), I'm going to try and read as many Stephen King books as I possibly can. Just to clarify early, I've already read:
The Shining (though I might again, 'cause it rules, you know) The Stand Cujo Pet Semetary The Long Walk Dreamcatcher From a Buick 8 The Tommyknockers
I also tried to get through Insomnia, made it to about 1/2-3/4 of the book, and couldn't finish it. Maybe I'm dense, but after the conversation between Ralph and his lady friend and the little "doctors" on the rooftop, I just thought it was stupid.
Anyway, any suggestions on what to tackle next would be greatly appreciated! Thanks.
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What's interesting is, unintentionally, I'm sure, aside from "The Shining" and "The Stand", you've really read a lot of his "lesser" novels. I mean, I suppose "Pet Semetary" and "Cujo" are good, but nowhere in the league of some of his other work. That's a good thing - you haven't spoiled yourself yet.
First and foremost, he's just re-released the first four Dark Tower novels - including a re-written version of "The Gunslinger". You absolutely should read those and, once you get to the third one, they start tying in damn near everything else he's ever written. (If you go this route, you should finish Insomnia at some point - something that happens towards the end of that book is going to be important in the Dark Tower later. Same with Hearts In Atlantis - at least the "Low Men In Yellow Coats" story.)
If you do go for The Dark Tower - don't make the same mistake I (and many others) have made. Finish "The Gunslinger". I know a lot of people who stopped in the first chapter because they didn't like the tone of the story. No matter how it seems at first - this is not a Western. Most of the second novel takes place in modern day New York City.
"It" is probably my favorite thing he's written. Long as a motherfucker, but I wish it went on another 1,000 pages. You owe it to yourself to read this one, just steer clear of the TV-movie. Very very bad. Tim Curry as a child-killing shape-shifting clown living in the sewers couldn't make that film decent. It's got John Ritter and the judge from Night Court in it. 'Nuff said.
Needful Things is very cool, too, but you want to make sure you read The Dark Half and The Sun Dog story from Four Past Midnight first. It's not *imperative* - most of the storyline makes sense regardless outside of a few dream sequences - but it'll difinitely improve it.
Salem's Lot is damn scary. The only one of his novels that ever actually *scared* me. I'd pick that one up, too.
Aside from that, most of the short stories in Night Shift, Skeleton Crew, Nightmares and Dreamscapes and Everything's Eventual are pretty damned good - same with the stories in Different Seasons.
I really loved The Green Mile when I read it, but it was written as six seperate volumes, each released one month apart from each other. I don't know if it would be as gripping if you didn't have to wait through five month-long cliffhangers - especially since everyone kinda knows what happens now, thanks to the movie.
Personally, I think Carrie and Firestarter are both really overrated, and I'd steer clear of the both of them, but that's just me, I suppose.
EDIT: Oh, and the Talisman novels he wrote with Peter Straub are very good, too. And the second one, Black House, is pretty much a Dark Tower novel, so, again, if you go that route - more required reading.
It made me scared of clowns as well, though that might also be because a clown killed my father.
Misery is a must-read.
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Yes, the Stand, the best book of the 80s. Still, my favorite book of all time even though its Bible big. I made it through Insomina, but it was me picking it up reading to the middle, returning it the library and giving it one last go. The One Ring thing at the end made it worth it. No, Carrie. Bad fan boy, its still one of his best books out there. Dead Zone is also a great read as is Misery. Bag of Bones is ok, it has a twist middle like all his books, but its not a difficult read. There is a great scene in the book that if they ever did a movie or mini-series it would come off perfectly. The Regulators was eh.
Insomnia is fabulous, easily the best he's done in the last ten years (aside from any Dark Tower book).
Out of all the King books, though, I've got to go with Salem's Lot as the scariest. On a side note, did you know they are remaking the movie for TV? They have Donald Sutherland and Rutger Hauer cast as Barlow and Straker. They also have my guaranteed attention when it comes on!
And...wait, does everyone here hate "Christine"? I don't see anyone mentioning it. I enjoyed it; read it a couple of times. It's no "The Stand," of course.
This reminds of something I've been meaning to ask -- I picked up "Desperation" and "The Regulators" from a used bookstore. I gather that they're connected in some way, but I haven't really perused them. Is there one that I should read first? Does it matter?
Originally posted by astrobstrdGhost Story by Peter Straub. Read why King collaborated with the guy.
YES. I will put Ghost Story up against anything King has written, and I guarentee it's just as good, if not better.
I've read everything King's written, starting with IT when I was in the 7th grade (it's still my personal favorite), and pretty much everything up to and including Needful Things I thought was great. Everything that came after... eh. With a few notable exceptions, I found them hard to get into. I admire the way everything goes into the Dark Tower series now, but some of those books would have been better off left in their own universe (see below)...
The Talisman is just plain incredible, but the Black House was just eh. Too much Dark Tower universe and not enough of the reality and characters created in the original.
A lot of people ignore Christine, but I think its cuz theres a bad association with John Carpenter's cheesy movie version; in actuality it's an excellent read, and very scary. Tommyknockers is really good too, tho it also had a HORRIBLY bad movie version that I think hurt it's reputation.
Even though there's some stuff I'm not into, I still own and read all of them regularly, so I'd say read them all...
...but ESPECIALLY read friggin' DANSE MACABRE. If you have any love for horror and science fiction as a genre and not just as "junk food for the brain" (my Dad's term for horror, sci fi, and pretty much all other things fictional), you'll love & appreciate this. It's not fiction, but it doesn't matter.
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Originally posted by Karlos the Jackal12 Pack, I'd recommend "Different Seasons," definitely.
My favorite of them all. "Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption" is in my opinion the best King anything with The Stand. The Body is great, Apt Pupil is totally freaky and awesome, and Breathing Method is slow, but at the end, you hear chants of "HOLY SHIT" break out. If you crack open Skeleton Crew, make sure you read at least "The Mist", a longer short story, "The Jaunt" (more like a Bradbury story) and "Word Processor of the Gods", which I have read at least 150 times.
I guess the one that is most un-King like that no one has mentioned, but I always loved was Eye of the Dragon. A really good tale, kinda medievil. Agreeing with CxMorgado, the Talisman is indeed just plain incredible. Even if you don't bother with Black House, which was good but not great, and certainly not anywhere close to the Talisman, read it. What a great one that is.
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Thanks for the feedback, everybody. I had forgotten that I'd already tackled Roadwork and The Green Mile before, so to those who suggested those two (or reccommended that I avoid them), apologies.
I picked up The Gunslinger (the original, 'cause the reissue was a little pricey for the poor college student),and I've been reading 'Salem's Lot progressively at Borders and Barnes and Noble for a bit. I'll take all the suggestions to heart, and let everyone know how it turns out! Thanks again!
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