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MoeGates
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Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#1 Posted on
Al Snow 1:1,000,000

Albert 1:500,000

Big Show 1:10
Odds that Big Show throws out at least 5 people, 1:2
Odds that it takes 4+ people to throw out Show, 1:5
Odds that the Big Show throws out the most people, 1:2

Billy 1:5,000,000
Odds that Billy does the "Gunn flop," 1:2

Booker T 1:20
Odds that Booker T gets a spinaroonie in there, 1:3

Boss Man 1:500

Bradshaw 1:100
Odds that bradshaw hits a fallaway slam, 2:3

Christian 1:200

Chuck 1:10,000,000

Diamond Dallas Page 1:1,000
Chances are Page gets dragged over the top rope by someone who just got eliminated after Page informs him that "It's not a bad thing" he got eliminated, 1:1

Faarooq 1:1,000
Chances Farooq says "Damn" after getting eliminated, 1:4

Godfather 1:10,000
Odds that GF brings 2 hos to ringside, 1:10
3 hos, 1:5
4 hos, 1:4
5+ hos, 1:2
Odds that Victoria is one of the hos, 1:2
Odds that Victoria ends up getting a bigger push than the Godfather, 2:1

Goldust 1:50,000
Odds that Terri Runnels gets involved somehow, 1:20
Odds that Goldust does the kissyface at the camera on his way down to ringside, 1:2

Jeff Hardy 1: 100,000
Odds that Jeff Hardy ends up not competing in favor of a "surprise" entrant, 1:1
Odds that the entrant is someone who has had lots of rumors surrounding their return to the WWF, 1:3
Odds that they are another "retro" entrant, 1:5
Odds that it's someone already under WWF contract, 1:4
Odds it's someone who's wrestled before that night, 1:6
Odds it's Shawn Michaels, 1:8
Odds that it's Chris Benoit, 1:100

Kane 1:12
Odds that Kane and the Undertaker come to blows, 1:1
Odds that Kane and the Undertaker team up to eliminate someone, 1:1
Odds that JR informs us at least twice that "Kane has got to be regarded as one of the favorites in the Rumble," 1:1
Odds Kane throws out the most people, 1:2

Kurt Angle 1:3

Lance Storm 1:200,000

Matt Hardy 1:100,000
See "Jeff Hardy" for additional odds

Maven 1:500,000
Odds that Maven would win if Vince Russo were booking, 1:5
Odds that Maven turns heel, 1:3

Mr. Perfect 1:1:200,000
Odds that this isn't a one shot deal for Perfect, 1:2
Odds that he gets a "Perfect Gum Swat" in there, 1:1

Perry Saturn 1:2,000,000
Odds that he does the "Army Ranger" gimmick he did with Sargent Slaughter on Heat, 1:1

Rikishi 1:1,000
Odds that he's #30, 1:8
Odds that he hits a Stinkface, 10:1

Rob Van Dam 1:100
Odds that he get eliminated trying a top-rope move, 2:3

Scotty 2 Hotty 1:1,000,000
Odds he attempts the Worm, 2:1
Odds he hits the Worm, 1:1
Odds he gets thrown over the top rope while attempting the Worm, 1:2

Stone Cold Steve Austin 2:3
Odds he makes it to the final four 5:1
Odds JR tells us that if he won, he'd be a 4 time winner, 1:2
Odds that JR tells us this, AND he wins, 1:10

Test 1:10,000
Odds Test throws out the most people, 1:7

The Hurricane
1:400,000
Odds Hurricane gets eliminated while attempting an "Super-Heroic act" 1:1

HHH 1:1
Odds HHH hits his "gorilla pose" after eliminating someone, 2:1

Undertaker 1:4
Odds that Undertaker proclaims the Royal Rumble ring "his yard" 1:1
Odds he does it twice 1:2
Odds he does it three times or more, 1:5

Val Venis 1:1,000,000
Odds poor Sean Morley has to revise the "Porno Val Venis" gimmick full time, 2:5

Well, that was kind of fun

Moe




"Excuse me, do you have any EuroDisney T-Shirts?"
January 2nd, 2002. Paris, France. My proudest moment.
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Cotechino








Since: 14.1.02
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#2 Posted on
Gee buddy, maybe if you went out a bit more instead of doing what you just did, you wouldn't have to beg people on the internet to let you watch pay per view with them.



Fuck you and fuck your dog.
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Blutwurst








Since: 2.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00

That was AWESOME, Moe.

Dont be offended by dog fuckers, either.



Minnesota is so hot
MoeGates
Andouille








Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#4 Posted on
Gee buddy, maybe if you went out a bit more instead of doing what you just did, you wouldn't have to beg people on the internet to let you watch pay per view with them.

I'm old (for a wrestling fan) and married. Writing that was my break from arrainging tax receipts and going over the food budget (see "Random" folder)

Hey, you weren't the guy that wrote me this e-mail were you?

From: Glennoben@aol.com
Date:   Tue, 15 Jan 2002 17:36:30 EST
To:   moe@onlineonslaught.com
Subject:   (no subject)
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piss off your not coming to my parties


As for not being offended by the dog fuckers, I can't hate on the guy. He does read my column after all...

Moe












"Excuse me, do you have any EuroDisney T-Shirts?"
January 2nd, 2002. Paris, France. My proudest moment.

(edited by MoeGates on 19.1.02 0818)
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#5 Posted on
Moe:

One complaint about the list... shouldn't "Chances Farooq says 'Damn' after getting eliminated" really be "even money"?

Oh yeah, I'd also like to add the following:

Carrot Top 1:99,999,999
Odds that Carrot Top shows up as a surprise Rumble Entrant, only to get his ass kicked by everyone in the ring 1:1,000



"People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America." - "Born on the Fourth of July," 1989.
"One day, we will be reunited. But until then, my spirit will always be with you." - "Mortal Kombat," 1995.
TKL
Cotechino








Since: 14.1.02
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#6 Posted on
Originally posted by MoeGates
Gee buddy, maybe if you went out a bit more instead of doing what you just did, you wouldn't have to beg people on the internet to let you watch pay per view with them.

I'm old (for a wrestling fan) and married. Writing that was my break from arrainging tax receipts and going over the food budget (see "Random" folder)

Hey, you weren't the guy that wrote me this e-mail were you?

From: Glennoben@aol.com
Date:   Tue, 15 Jan 2002 17:36:30 EST
To:   moe@onlineonslaught.com
Subject:   (no subject)
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piss off your not coming to my parties


As for not being offended by the dog fuckers, I can't hate on the guy. He does read my column after all...

Moe












"Excuse me, do you have any EuroDisney T-Shirts?"
January 2nd, 2002. Paris, France. My proudest moment.

(edited by MoeGates on 19.1.02 0818)



i can assure you i dont use aol



Fuck you and fuck your dog.
SerWolfe
Landjager








Since: 11.1.02
From: st louis

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#7 Posted on
wow... that was pretty entertaining to read.



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Ubermonkeys
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#8 Posted on
I was totally THROWN by the use of the word "assure" up there.

Eh, I liked the list, Moe.


Have you ever been eating something, drop a piece of it on the floor, and then not be able to find it? As if some magical vortex sucked it away to Pie Crumb Land?


Just happened to me. Blew my mind.



I'M A TOOL, PLEASE KICK ME IN THE JUNK


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