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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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WHAT WORKED-

- I AM THE GOD! I actually changed all the locks on my doors without severing my hands.

- My new neighbors RULE. He is an assistant minister at a Black baptist church and he helped my unload my bookshelves. Two different guys from my cul-de-sac at two different times offered to help me unload my giant truck of crap. One of the guys had the IHRA shirt on and had a pitbull and was really stoked when I told him about all the wrestling tapes I have. He has four kids and his daughters and my daughters are already playing together.

- There are about 67,000 children in my cul-de-sac and they all like to stand around in my yard as I move stuff in and watch me not be able to cuss when I drop a dresser on my foot. Upside is that they keep my own children occupied as I try to drill screws through my own hand trying to fix the shower curtain rod.

- Spencer's Exxon is my local beer-host and it is fabulous with the 40 O Zs. The most fannypants booze is Samuel Adams. I am falling in love with Coors as Overpriced Swill Of Choice again.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- I SUCK. I didn't put the bunkbeds together yet because after the 2004 Lock-Changing Triumph I opted to get really drunk on my deck.

- My idiot labrador complete freaked out at the new cornicopia of neighborhood bitches in heat and he bit me when I was trying to drag him away from the gate. Luckily my wife was there so the dog is allowed to live. I spit at him quite a bit and he growled at me. We're fine now.

DEAN.




YES, I AM DEAN.
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How is getting drunk in the Not Worked Column? Now, if you had gotten drunk before changing the locks on the door, it might have fallen in the Why I Now Type With My Nose Column.



These are desperate times. And desperate times call for desperate measures. Thus, its time to break out the Cubs/White Sox/Red Sox call to put the Kaiser back on the throne.
DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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My excuse for not watching Smackdown was that I had to reassemble my daughters' bunkbeds. Which I didn't do.



YES, I AM DEAN.
pieman
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Cul-de-sac? What a freakin' sell-out! Where did you move to? Knot's Landing?




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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

Since last post: 1325 days
Last activity: 1323 days
#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by pieman
    Cul-de-sac? What a freakin' sell-out! Where did you move to? Knot's Landing?


I moved to the corner of Republican Fundamentalist Blvd and Capitalist Oppressor Ct. It's in Chesterfield county.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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