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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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WHAT WORKED-

- I AM THE GOD! I actually changed all the locks on my doors without severing my hands.

- My new neighbors RULE. He is an assistant minister at a Black baptist church and he helped my unload my bookshelves. Two different guys from my cul-de-sac at two different times offered to help me unload my giant truck of crap. One of the guys had the IHRA shirt on and had a pitbull and was really stoked when I told him about all the wrestling tapes I have. He has four kids and his daughters and my daughters are already playing together.

- There are about 67,000 children in my cul-de-sac and they all like to stand around in my yard as I move stuff in and watch me not be able to cuss when I drop a dresser on my foot. Upside is that they keep my own children occupied as I try to drill screws through my own hand trying to fix the shower curtain rod.

- Spencer's Exxon is my local beer-host and it is fabulous with the 40 O Zs. The most fannypants booze is Samuel Adams. I am falling in love with Coors as Overpriced Swill Of Choice again.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- I SUCK. I didn't put the bunkbeds together yet because after the 2004 Lock-Changing Triumph I opted to get really drunk on my deck.

- My idiot labrador complete freaked out at the new cornicopia of neighborhood bitches in heat and he bit me when I was trying to drag him away from the gate. Luckily my wife was there so the dog is allowed to live. I spit at him quite a bit and he growled at me. We're fine now.

DEAN.




YES, I AM DEAN.
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How is getting drunk in the Not Worked Column? Now, if you had gotten drunk before changing the locks on the door, it might have fallen in the Why I Now Type With My Nose Column.



These are desperate times. And desperate times call for desperate measures. Thus, its time to break out the Cubs/White Sox/Red Sox call to put the Kaiser back on the throne.
DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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My excuse for not watching Smackdown was that I had to reassemble my daughters' bunkbeds. Which I didn't do.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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Cul-de-sac? What a freakin' sell-out! Where did you move to? Knot's Landing?




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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

Since last post: 1293 days
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by pieman
    Cul-de-sac? What a freakin' sell-out! Where did you move to? Knot's Landing?


I moved to the corner of Republican Fundamentalist Blvd and Capitalist Oppressor Ct. It's in Chesterfield county.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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A leash is a restraint, not a substitute for control and training. This woman didn't discipline the dog the first time after it attacked you? Shame on her, because she indirectly taught the dog it's ok to be aggressive to you.
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