Here's my letter to the WWE, as sent through their feedback system. Enjoy.
First of all, I just want to tell you how much I respect everyone who works hard in the WWE to give us the great shows we see every week. I know it's not an easy job, and I respect anyone who gives their all despite that. However, last night's RAW was without a doubt a huge disappointment. I have been watching for 20 years, and I've seen everything, and I mean everything. It's hard to keep watching for that long, especially if you're a female fan, like I am. I know that you provide "entertainment", but this Kane murder angle is not entertaining at all. As a matter of fact it has NO place in professional wrestling OR sports-entertainment. I tried to not let it ruin my enjoyment, but then Triple H had to go on about discovering semen in an autopsy and necrophilia (Sex with dead people). I'm sorry, but he went too far for my taste. Maybe he just said what was written for him, but it doesn't make it excusable. I'm a fan of his, but I can't condone that segment or this whole storyline. The Montreal crowd (a smart wrestling crowd, no doubt) looked absolutely stunned and insulted, and I can't say I blame them. As a result, the ratings and attendance decline you are experiencing will only worsen. If you want to return to soap operatic angles, that's fine, but it has to be compelling enough to suspend our disbelief. This angle last night only obliterated it. I feel sorry for both Kane and Triple H for partaking in this, and I have to admit I will not be ordering your Pay Per View for this Sunday. Why should I? So I could see MORE necrophilia? By the way, you probably forgot that kids do watch your show too. I'm sure millions of them went to their parents last night and asked them, "What's semen?" I only ask that you pay close attention to my and others' opinions on this angle, because we are the reason this promotion blew away the competition, and we will be the reason the competition blows you away, the next time around.
Wow, I must be pissed, I used my real name! Ladies, I know that it's a long shot that they'll listen, but what do you think of my letter? The guys on the main board are showing me some love, how about you?
I should back up a little - how great is Spanky? He is so adorable I just want to put him away on a shelf so I can take him down and play with him when I'm having a bad day. That's how adorable he is. Who said that so I can quote you?