Christmas Eve at the lesbian bar where my brother-in-law helps run karaoke - it's the SEASON FOR PLEASIN'
Lionel Richie - "Penny Lover" John Lennon - "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" Dean Martin - "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" David Bowie & Bing Crosby - "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy" (with my bro-in-law)
Here's a good one from MY representative in Congress. Nothing like 80's coke addicted James Brown to close out a Republican convention #GOPconvention— Rep. Keith Ellison (@keithellison) August 31, 2012 (Yes, it's already been deleted.)