Christmas Eve at the lesbian bar where my brother-in-law helps run karaoke - it's the SEASON FOR PLEASIN'
Lionel Richie - "Penny Lover" John Lennon - "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" Dean Martin - "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" David Bowie & Bing Crosby - "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy" (with my bro-in-law)
Well at least you got it back. (You did get it back?) The only thing I've had (more than once) that comes close, is the split second you have to decide: Lock my keys in the car...or break my hand trying to block the door from slamming.