Tha Puerto Rican Bauerwurst Since: 23.1.02 From: New York City, USA Since last post: 5680 days Last activity: 5277 days # 1 Posted on 1.3.02 1423.54 Did anybody ever watch that Simpsons episode when Lisa's saxophone was stolen and Homer got her a new instrument?
Homer: Lisa, stop your whining. Daddy got you a new instrument.
Lisa: What...THIS JUG?
Lisa plays the jug which Homer loves. Lisa then stops and Homer says, "Lisa, don't ever interrupt Daddy in the middle of a hoedown!" Lisa cries but Homer tells her he'll think of a way to get the sax back and then saids, "You know Lisa, daddy could use some thinking music." Lisa plays the jug while Homer dances while in a thinking position.
Later, after Homer is shunned for sleeping after a cat burgular, Lisa saids: "Dad, maybe this will cheer you up." and plays the jug again and Homer saids, "Oh, it's no use." Lisa stops but Homer says, "I didn't say stop." and Lisa continues.
Anyway, that episode is one of my favorites and I just wanna know.
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MoeGates Boudin blanc Since: 6.1.02 From: Brooklyn, NY Since last post: 54 days Last activity: 1 day # 2 Posted on 1.3.02 1437.39 My all time favorite Simpsons moment is when Marge joins in on the "you don't make friends with salad" dance. Unfortunately they sometimes cut that bit out in syndication. Moe And you know this...Man!
quagmire Mettwurst Since: 31.1.02 From: Springfield, MA Since last post: 5106 days Last activity: 2211 days # 3 Posted on 1.3.02 1514.08 one of my favorites is where smithers goes on vacation and homer fills in for him...any episode with extended burns-smithers interaction is okay by me. i really miss phil hartman...hutz and mcclure sure would have been nice the last few years where many of the episodes were pretty lame. 60 watts? what do you think this is, a tanning salon?
Mr. Cactuar Chorizo Since: 14.1.02 From: Cactuar Island Since last post: 5406 days Last activity: 5400 days # 4 Posted on 1.3.02 1708.41 Favorite episode would be "Homer's Enemy"...Frank Grimes was a great character, especially when he lost his mind. 99,999 NEEDLES~! Gabe: Hey, uh...when did you get this gay porn game? Tycho: That's WCW/NWO Revenge, you fruit loop.
odessasteps Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: MD, USA Since last post: 1434 days Last activity: 1401 days # 5 Posted on 1.3.02 1800.06 Off the top of my head --- The ultimate love or hate bit: The Rake Scene "Oh, it's the Denver Broncos." "what's the difference?" "Marge, you just don't understand football." Bart and Sideshow Cecil: "Guess Who?" "Maris?" King Homer eating Smithers "Have the Rolling Stones killed!" Darryl Strawberry crying "I thought Smithers shot Mr. Burns. That would have made a lot more sense." "Love was acquired in a hostile takeover by Disney and Hallmark." "We saved your ass in WWII. Well, we saved YOUR ass in WWIII." Man Getting Hit in the Groin with a Football "Will you SHUT UP? I haven't written a word in a year -nothing I haven't thrown out in years! Do you know what that's like? When it's just you and a blank sheet of paper? When you can't think of a SINGLE thing worth saying, a single character that people could believe in, a single story that hasn't been told a thousand times before!" -- Richard Modoc, "Calliope," Sandman 17, Neil Gaiman.
Tha Puerto Rican Bauerwurst Since: 23.1.02 From: New York City, USA Since last post: 5680 days Last activity: 5277 days # 6 Posted on 1.3.02 1809.31 Remember when Flanders coached the pee-wee football team and says, "Who are we?" and the kids say, "The Wildcats." and then Flanders says, "Who are we gonna beat?" and the kids say, "The Wildcats." THa Puerto Rican
Excalibur05 Knackwurst Since: 19.1.02 From: Minnesota Since last post: 778 days Last activity: 646 days # 7 Posted on 1.3.02 1816.42 "Marge, do you mind if I play Devil's Advocate for a moment?" "Well, sure, Homie!" (Cut to Homer playing 'Devils Advocate' pinball) Pure comedic GOLD! (edited by Excalibur05 on 1.3.02 1617)
These mini Reeses cup things are addictive...
ironcladlou Potato korv Since: 2.1.02 From: Quincy, MA Since last post: 3570 days Last activity: 3422 days # 8 Posted on 1.3.02 2027.41
"Homer, I want those nerds out of my house!" "Uh, Mr. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds."
PalpatineW Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: Getting Rowdy Since last post: 4136 days Last activity: 3979 days # 9 Posted on 1.3.02 2110.13 Oh, man... The Carny Episode, featuring the late Jim Varney. "I'm looking for my friend, Bill. Has anyone seen any bills?... Ok, I'm looking for Mr. BRIBE." "It's a ring-toss game." "The thing about gambling is... you gotta be ready to lose. You got 21? I got 22. You got Blackjack? I got two of those." Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Addy Bauerwurst Since: 24.1.02 From: Melbourne, Aussie Land Since last post: 5886 days Last activity: 5883 days # 10 Posted on 2.3.02 0158.27 one of my fav. episode was when George Bush moved in across the street. I really love how they made fun him! a classic moment (don't remember which episode) was when Homer was dreaming; dancing on a grave, dressed as Satan singing "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer!!!!!..." Classic! "Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game." - Jim Mora
DasJeepGuy Weisswurst Since: 10.2.02 From: Pittsburg, KS Since last post: 5856 days Last activity: 5855 days # 11 Posted on 3.3.02 0321.27 One of my favorites is when the Flanders' boy, the young one, gives the line "Lies make Baby Jesus cry." That and the episode showing Homer going to pick up Marge for their first date him cruising along singing to "The Joker." Good times.
Papercuts! Potato korv Since: 3.1.02 From: Springfield, Mo. Since last post: 5772 days Last activity: 5682 days # 12 Posted on 4.3.02 0910.16 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Homer's admisson to the witness protection program: "I think he's talking to you." Burns at the Mayo Clinic on the escalator "I'm a BIG BOY!" Mojo the helper monkey. Dolph's son: "I sleep in a drawer!" These assorted Ralph Wiggum-isms: Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent." Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?" Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom." "Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove." "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" "Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever." "Everybody's hugging!" "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey." "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office." "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant." "Was president Lincoln okay?" "That is sooo 1991." --Jason Baldwin Writer of Stuff About Comic Books
chuckc14 Summer sausage Since: 2.1.02 From: Nashville Since last post: 4486 days Last activity: 2874 days # 13 Posted on 4.3.02 1034.08 Audio versions of these and other Ralph Wiggumisms can be found at this site. As the saying goes... Click Here Great stuff here... "I'm more confused than Scott Hall in a parking lot" - Joshua Grut
Super Shane Spear Bierwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Sector 7 Slums Since last post: 2898 days Last activity: 2898 days # 14 Posted on 4.3.02 1120.39 In the episode where Lisa thought she was getting stupid, Homer and Bart are watching "When Buildings Fall" on FOX or something. The clip was funny enough, but then at the end Bart reviews the show out loud... "The BEST part was when the buildings fell down!" Why are you reading this? Go home and watch Chasing Amy, This is Spinal Tap, The Emperor's New Groove, or Almost Famous.
quagmire Mettwurst Since: 31.1.02 From: Springfield, MA Since last post: 5106 days Last activity: 2211 days # 15 Posted on 4.3.02 1140.20 even in yesterday's episode, in the background at one point they show a video game called Nuke Canada...which of course could bring up the Bonestorm episode where, when Bart is looking through the games, there are also such other classics as Swim Meet and Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge. 60 watts? what do you think this is, a tanning salon?
Stephanie Landjager Since: 2.1.02 From: Madison, WI Since last post: 1827 days Last activity: 75 days # 16 Posted on 4.3.02 2044.48 Homer: So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and No Beer Make Homer" something something. Marge: [timid] "Go Crazy"? Homer: Don't mind if I do! - from "The Shinning" ("Treehouse Of Horror V" (2F03)) Steph I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop - "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
Bullitt Shot in the dark Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston Since last post: 629 days Last activity: 629 days # 17 Posted on 5.3.02 0157.42 "Careful! They're ruffled!!" - Buzz Aldrin, "Deep Space Homer" "Let me get this straight...you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?" - Krusty's accountant "Leave them for whom? The Germans? The folks who shoot at us all day? Let's just take them...we'll all be rich, rich as Nazis!" - Private Burns, Flying Hellfish "We got beets!!" - Lisa, coming home from grocery shopping Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him? A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?" www.Gordie.ca
Papercuts! Potato korv Since: 3.1.02 From: Springfield, Mo. Since last post: 5772 days Last activity: 5682 days # 18 Posted on 5.3.02 0856.29 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Marge: Homer, there's someone here who can help you. Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: It's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist. Marge: It's not Batman! --Jason Baldwin Writer of Stuff About Comic Books
SeVen ™ Kishke Since: 11.1.02 From: Japan Since last post: 3757 days Last activity: 3588 days # 19 Posted on 5.3.02 1106.34 Lisa: "Dad! You just killed Flanders, he wasn't a zombie! Homer: "I know."
David Adams Kishke Since: 2.1.02 From: NJ Since last post: 397 days Last activity: 11 hours # 20 Posted on 5.3.02 1114.46 Big Brother Representative: "So Homer, why do you want to become a Big Brother?" Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Homer: "Revenge" Homer's Brain: That's it. I'm outa here. Pages: 1 2 Next