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|  #1 Posted on 13.3.02 1749.36 | I know. There is no such thing as a "favorite McMahon." But when you think about it there really is. Stephanie is without a shadow of a doubt the WORST if the McMahons. Bad acting, screeching voice, but nice tits though. Linda is just boring. Her talking can put someone to sleep. Vince seems like an obvious choice. His feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin carried the WWF to the top for 4 years. But his character just doesn't have the same impact as it used to and well, he has a big ego. So my favorite McMahon would be Shane. Should he dances terrible but he can be impressive. He should was when he betrayed his father back in '98. Plus he does those crazy bumps. He seems like the only McMahon that could wrestle. He is the perfect mouthpiece/manager for wrestlers. Remember when he managed Chris Benoit in 2000? He and Benoit just fit together. Plus I like his theme song. And finally, unlike Stephanie he has kept his word and VANISHED off t.v. after the Survivor Series: Winner Takes All. I know you would like to sock me in the face but hey, my mom says he's cute (?)
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| #2 Posted on 13.3.02 1808.47 | My favorite mcmahon is shane by DEFAULT!!!!!
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| #3 Posted on 13.3.02 1822.29 | Stephanie: Yes she's annoying. Really annoying. But she draws pretty good heel heat. And it's NOT just "go away" heat either.
Linda: Probably the McMahon who deserves to be on TV the least. She doesn't WANT to be on TV, she's uncomfortable when she is, and she's boring. She only comes on when something big is going on, and that's ok, I guess.
Vince: He's probably outlived his usefulness as a character, but fans still hate his character. Honestly, I don't mind him.
Shane: Shane isn't bad. He's good for a couple of big spot fests every year, and his mic work is really pretty good. He's probably the only McMahon who's really good at playing a heel or a face.
So, Shane I guess...
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| #4 Posted on 13.3.02 1829.53 |
My favorite McMahon is Linda. She comes in only as storylines dictate, does not unnecessarily hog TV time, and-- while annoying in her own right--is only on TV for short tolerable periods.
She does not steal wreslters' heat or thunder, like Shane.
She does not make herself the object of every male wrestler's desire, like Steph.
And she does not make corny, horribly overacted faces like Vince. Nor does she claim that all the other wrestlers are jealous of her physique.
Linda wins by default.
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|  #5 Posted on 13.3.02 1940.48 | | Got to go with shane-o-mac, I mark for rich boy taking insane bumps. And I do dig his dancing and use of the kendo stick (sorry Blackman fan[s?]} | StampedeFan23
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| #6 Posted on 13.3.02 2101.58 | Hmmm, I have to go with Stephanie myself. Shane is a good talker but has a tendency to take bumps that are way too big, leave that for the wrestlers. Vince is boring now. Linda, well, she's only around when needed and boring as heck. Right now, we have way too much Steffo, but in small doses, Steffo gets good heel heat. If she weren't so top heavy, she'd be real easy on the eyes too.
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| #7 Posted on 13.3.02 2106.05 | My favorite McMahon is little-known "cousin" Lance, the little referred to and never seen McMahon who is never on my TV and never opens his mouth or gets in the ring. He is, by default, the perfect McMahon.
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| #8 Posted on 13.3.02 2112.18 |
Or howabout Vince's bastard son? The one who showed up on Tough Enough? You thought that was just a gimmick didn't you..
Actually it would be damn funny if he really HAD been Vince's "love child"...
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| #9 Posted on 13.3.02 2243.46 | I'm going to have to go with Jim. His performance in Super Bowl XX gives him the nod over Ed. I guess among the wrestlers I'll say Shane, as he's the only one who can be entertaining in the ring from time to time.
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| #10 Posted on 14.3.02 0140.18 | Instant Rating: 5.37 | Since we have seen both Vince and Steph's ass is Linda next? Enjoy the mental picture.
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| #11 Posted on 14.3.02 0450.31 | My favorite McMahon is Ed...the chemistry he had with Johnny was amazing.
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| #12 Posted on 14.3.02 0642.10 | Vince McMahon is my favorite character in the WWF, let alone the McMahons. Shane is probably the coolest, but he is still a p*ssy.
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| #13 Posted on 14.3.02 0842.24 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mental image of Linda's ass? GOD.... glad i got a awesome pic of alyssa milano on my desktop to push that image away.
I would say Shane. He takes some great bumps and isn't bad on the mic.
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| #14 Posted on 14.3.02 0931.42 | The McMahon children are so sad. Shane wants to be the wrestler, but Steph got the linebacker body. Steph wants to be a sex symbol but Shane got the feminine facial features.
Linda wins because she's never been booked to win a WWF title. And she's easier on the eye than Steph. I don't mean to say she's hot...but she looks like a normal (old) person as opposed to say, a gorilla.
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| #15 Posted on 14.3.02 1136.42 | My vote goes for the unborn child Steph was carrying. lol
It couldn't talk, hog up time on my TV and wasn't creating any stupid storylines to put itself over.
All the McMahon's should be like that.
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| #16 Posted on 14.3.02 1631.51 |
Originally posted by Bullitt
My favorite McMahon is Ed...the chemistry he had with Johnny was amazing.
Truly the king of late-night sidekicks, not to mention his gigs with Dick Clark on that Bloopers show and the Publishers Clearing House.
And yet, Ed can ALSO play the role of killer heel mastermind very convincingly as we saw in "Slaughter's Big Rip-Off."
His versatility just makes him stand out, y'know.
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