I know. There is no such thing as a "favorite McMahon." But when you think about it there really is. Stephanie is without a shadow of a doubt the WORST if the McMahons. Bad acting, screeching voice, but nice tits though. Linda is just boring. Her talking can put someone to sleep. Vince seems like an obvious choice. His feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin carried the WWF to the top for 4 years. But his character just doesn't have the same impact as it used to and well, he has a big ego. So my favorite McMahon would be Shane. Should he dances terrible but he can be impressive. He should was when he betrayed his father back in '98. Plus he does those crazy bumps. He seems like the only McMahon that could wrestle. He is the perfect mouthpiece/manager for wrestlers. Remember when he managed Chris Benoit in 2000? He and Benoit just fit together. Plus I like his theme song. And finally, unlike Stephanie he has kept his word and VANISHED off t.v. after the Survivor Series: Winner Takes All. I know you would like to sock me in the face but hey, my mom says he's cute (?)
Stephanie: Yes she's annoying. Really annoying. But she draws pretty good heel heat. And it's NOT just "go away" heat either.
Linda: Probably the McMahon who deserves to be on TV the least. She doesn't WANT to be on TV, she's uncomfortable when she is, and she's boring. She only comes on when something big is going on, and that's ok, I guess.
Vince: He's probably outlived his usefulness as a character, but fans still hate his character. Honestly, I don't mind him.
Shane: Shane isn't bad. He's good for a couple of big spot fests every year, and his mic work is really pretty good. He's probably the only McMahon who's really good at playing a heel or a face.
Hmmm, I have to go with Stephanie myself. Shane is a good talker but has a tendency to take bumps that are way too big, leave that for the wrestlers. Vince is boring now. Linda, well, she's only around when needed and boring as heck. Right now, we have way too much Steffo, but in small doses, Steffo gets good heel heat. If she weren't so top heavy, she'd be real easy on the eyes too.
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My favorite McMahon is little-known "cousin" Lance, the little referred to and never seen McMahon who is never on my TV and never opens his mouth or gets in the ring. He is, by default, the perfect McMahon.
I'm going to have to go with Jim. His performance in Super Bowl XX gives him the nod over Ed. I guess among the wrestlers I'll say Shane, as he's the only one who can be entertaining in the ring from time to time.
The McMahon children are so sad. Shane wants to be the wrestler, but Steph got the linebacker body. Steph wants to be a sex symbol but Shane got the feminine facial features.
Linda wins because she's never been booked to win a WWF title. And she's easier on the eye than Steph. I don't mean to say she's hot...but she looks like a normal (old) person as opposed to say, a gorilla.
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