I honestly enjoy the MVP character thus far, though I kind of wish they had made Shelton Benjamin into "the WWE's answer to TO" rather than creating their own Owens from scratch. Has anyone who's seen Deep South tell me if MVP is any good in the ring?
Scene: Mark DeRosa's brain. The year is 2005. Part of Mark DeRosa's brain: Come on, another position change? One day it's second base, the next day right field, now it's third? Why, I oughta go into Buck's office and throw his talking fish on the floor! Other part of Mark DeRosa's brain: Hold on, other part of the brain. We're making $500,000 this year. Last year we made $725,000. All for playing a damn kids' game. This is, as they say in Brainland, a no-"us"-er. We're not going to complain. Part of Mark DeRosa's brain: You're right, dude. Let's go back to looking at this crazy porn Teixeira gave us!
And please do it somewhere in Canada. A Bret Hart television return would be a hundred times more exciting if we get to see the heads of Canadians screaming until they explode in the background as his music hits.