I honestly enjoy the MVP character thus far, though I kind of wish they had made Shelton Benjamin into "the WWE's answer to TO" rather than creating their own Owens from scratch. Has anyone who's seen Deep South tell me if MVP is any good in the ring?
Scene: Mark DeRosa's brain. The year is 2005. Part of Mark DeRosa's brain: Come on, another position change? One day it's second base, the next day right field, now it's third? Why, I oughta go into Buck's office and throw his talking fish on the floor! Other part of Mark DeRosa's brain: Hold on, other part of the brain. We're making $500,000 this year. Last year we made $725,000. All for playing a damn kids' game. This is, as they say in Brainland, a no-"us"-er. We're not going to complain. Part of Mark DeRosa's brain: You're right, dude. Let's go back to looking at this crazy porn Teixeira gave us!
I think he's made up, there aren't to many 19 year olds with that kind of skill. On a side note I would like to know if Eddie Craven is real or the same Eddie Craven from Turbulance 3: Heavy Metal, which rocked in so many different ways it's amazing.