Ladies and Gentlemen, your world champions, the New England Patriots. Not much to say, other than the fact that I'm now $20 richer, but I think a few music quotes are in order. In keeping with their desire to be honored as a team, I have slightly modified one of the quotes.
"Fuck the naysayers 'cause they don't mean a thing
And this is what style we bring." - 311, 'All Mixed Up'
Hang onto your plans
Try as they might
They cannot steal your dreams." - Rush, 'Cinderella Man'
"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"
Yeah theoretically, it's possible for all 4 teams in a division to finish with a 3-13 record. To do that, they'd have to lose every non-division game on their schedule then split all the division games.