I read in the Beck & Smith Gossip Column today that Kato Kaelin of OJ Fame has filmed a reality show pilot called "Houseguest" in which each episode he invites himself to spend the weekend with an unsupecting family.
Tick Tick Kato - your 15 minutes needs to expire....
I would LOVE to have Kato come spend the weekend with my psychotic heavily armed misanthropic bunch. It'd not only be one of the most entertaining hours in tv history, but he'd never be able to muster up the willpower to leave a small dark room ever again after 48 hours in my home. If anyone involved with the show reads this, I beg you to send him on to here...pronto!
You never know when you'll meet that special someone... the someone that's mysteriously blind to your flaws. or, you know, stupid enough not to realize that yes, you really are that cynical.
man, if he ever came here, my bro's roommates would turn kato into The Gimp...
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
Playboy is surprisingly acceptable to a lot of women. I recently got engaged and the Playboy subscription was allowed in exchange for some unsavory video disposal. You gotta pick your battles. (or be really good at hiding things)