Dear God.... every time I think I'm finished with Britney, she does a photoshoot like that, or makes out with Madonna, or strips at the VMAs and I'm right back in love. Damn her and her feminine wiles!
Bah, I went to highschool with girls that look just as good as her. Most of them would probably look better than her if they got the professional make-up, camera work, and airbrushing that she does.
-Jag
To Make Jeb Feel Better: ;)
Note to self:
The less I post, the fewer chances I have to look like an ass.
Does anyone have a scan of the Rolling Stone cover she just did?
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It is the soldier not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech
It is the soldier not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate
It is the soldier not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial
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This just in: In an ironic display, the scientist working to cure carpal tunnel syndrome has just seen Britney Spears' latest photo shoot. This will set the field back years...again. Damn you, Britney Spears!
Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
OH MAN, you just bought yourself a high rating from me, so enjoy it.
And I suddenly really wish I grew up in Chapel Hill and went to high school with Jaguar.
Molly, Stacy and Daffney all in WWE? I suddenly lost all my will to complain about anything regarding the WWE. Hope I don't lose my street cred for this.
TS, the greatest Wiener rated 6.1554 ever to live!! Oops, I mean 5.5...4.5?? Oh, dammit! I guess Notorious FAB was right.
I agree with Jaguar, when I see Britney in public she just doesn't appeal to me, she kindy looks errrr.. dirty. Like greasy, slimy, stinky. When I look back at her 3 years ago she looked good then but now she doesn't hold up, and I'm finding more and more guys who agree with me. I don't know what this means, but the real life pics of Britney don't compare to some other girls I know as well, just like Jaguar--but I'm defintely in the minority, but I just don't find Britney hot anymore.
"I wear it for the thousands who have died, believen' that the Lord was on their side. I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died, believen' that we all were on their side." RIP Johnny Cash
Hell, I'm more interested in some of the other Esquire women. Hello, Zhang Ziyi.
"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
Originally posted by Britney InterviewerEither Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than any of us realize.
I'd have to go with choice "A".
Not that I think she doesnt know what she's doing (Coming out and saying "I know I'm slutty, I do it for the attention!" would totally kill all appeal she has), but "Savvy" just isnt a word that comes to mind when I think of her.
Thank you JayJay for making not only my day, but the entire IT Help Desk's day at my place of employment. You sir are a harbinger of all that is good and delightful.
And Good Lord she is fine.
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Originally posted by Scott SummetsI agree with Jaguar, when I see Britney in public she just doesn't appeal to me, she kindy looks errrr.. dirty. Like greasy, slimy, stinky. When I look back at her 3 years ago she looked good then but now she doesn't hold up, and I'm finding more and more guys who agree with me. I don't know what this means,
I think it means our little man is starting to grow up (sniffle)
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I don't know whether to thank JayJayDean and Jaguar for providing those links, or chide them for contributing to my growing sexual frustration.
"How did the Cards go 11-5? How did Emmie Smith rush for 1,400 yards? How did Jeff Blake become the No. 3 rated passer in the NFL? You dreamt it, that's how."
excuse me. EXCUSE ME . . . Intercontinental Champion here . . .
Originally posted by kazhayashi81Does anyone have a scan of the Rolling Stone cover she just did?
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Britney = Trash. Yeah, I said it! And that Spine-O-Jelly move right there is gross.
Hey, I like T&A (no Albert jokes please) as much as the next guy, but I'm usually more into the girls that leave a little more to the imagination than that.
I'm with the frosty one. Not only is Britney totally OTT with the whole "I'm sexually liberated, me" deal, she's also a skank-in-training after an early career forge dout of butter-wouldn't-melt cuteness. She's just such a joke nowadays that I find it hard to get particularly het-up about any photoshoots; all I end up thinking about is her throwing in cusses during interviews for no reason other than to look edgy. Gimme Pink any day.
Yeah, yeah. I'm sick and wrong.
And Lo, The Urine Shall Flow Freely In The Aisles, As Small Children And Frail Old Ladies Flee Before The Brutality, The Might, The Sheer Viciousness...Of ~EVIL COACH~!
Maybe I am just old, but there is way better out there
And seeing a virtually naked girl in a photshoot just does not do it for me anymore.
SHE must realize that she is an utter crap musician if she has already resorted to selling her body THAT MUCH for record sales. Will Playboy and porn be far behind?
At Hood College the MD Gov's wife, Mrs. Erlich, has announced that she wants to shoot Britney. Britney's people have said they are upset with the Gov's wife promoting violence.
No joke, straight from NBC 4's 4 o'clock news in DC, during Arch Campbell's entertainment news. I'll see if their site has a link.
Almost finished my 2002-2003 College Football raitings. Watch this space!!!