Just so you know, in-progress type threads are generally pretty frowned upon, especially starting multiples about the same show. That said, no, usually the surprises are a bit better than a fat guy with a bone.
Ah, Moondog Spot. I saw a local advertisment the other day for a wrestling school ran by Moondog Spot and Sir Mo! I know those are the guys I would want teaching me!!! (of course, I guess Moondog Spot can at least say he has a gig now)
I like where this whole thing with Mattitude is going. One of my guiltiest pleasures back in late 1998 was watching Disco Inferno try and pass himself off as a cruiserweight so he could take on Kidman for the title.