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DEAN RASMUSSEN
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Since: 11.12.01
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Every time I seen young Pete Stein, he brings me beer from Pioneer market down the block from him in Manhatten. Everytime I visit him, we go there and I marvel at the bizarre beer they have on sale. It's basically a Big Lots Of Booze. I remember the Czech Republic Pilsner for 87 cents a bottle. I remember the MacCabee Beer from Isreal for $2.55 a six. And who could forget the re-emergence of Midnight Dragon - NO LONGER a Malt Liquor! NO LONGER worthy of it's Midnight Ass-whuppin' nickname- as a fine quality booze. I rememebr drinking it along with some 3 year old Miller Lite's that Rev Ray had in his refrigerator. I also remember the wonder of the Great OMEGA Roadtrip when Pete brought the Pride of Pittsburgh (or Newark, or Sheboygen) MEISTERBRAU! And I remember drinking it in like 15 minutes. Mmmmm that classy swill.

I didn't make it to the Super 8 this year because we bought a house and I had to figure on signing stuff as soon as possible and throwing money in everybody's general direction at a moments notice. Luckily, that ugliness is COMPLETELY behind us and strange new world of home ownership beckons. THUS, it took me a few a days get the beer that Pete brung down. He gave it to Richmond Love Machine Brian and I just assumed that he used it to ply Asian UofR Coeds while he unbottomed their schoolgirl uniforms with his 13 inch tongue. En Lieu, I finally get up with Brian yesterday- as he and Tim Noel and I watched some of that wrestling the kids talk about so much. I GOT TWO MOTHERFUCKING WORDS FOR YOU- MISTER MOTHERFUCKING GANNESUKKE! MOTHERFUCKER! And that 8 man from Raw was pretty great. And I got THIS- the Yanjing Beer. The Official State Beer Of China. Being a Super Patriot, you would think that I would not drink it. But it costs FIFTY-NINE CENTS a bottle. Capitalism is crushing Communism in the booze wars and this beer is the KEY! Whereas Communist Czechoslavakia cranked out the fine fine Pilsner, Communist China cranks out the perfectly fine Second Rate Iron City. It's actually really smooth and swilly so I could actually drink about 34 of these before passing out. If you are in Tiananmen Square and you want do some serious binge drinking- definitely get a case of Yanjing. It's probably brewed by Chinese prison labor and I would assume you could get a keg over there for four bucks tops. Fuck, this is the best beer on earth for 59 cents a bottle. Yes it is.

YOURS IN BOOZE,

DEAN RASMUSSEN.




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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.60
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    If you are in Tiananmen Square and you want do some serious binge drinking- definitely get a case of Yanjing. It's probably brewed by Chinese prison labor and I would assume you could get a keg over there for four bucks tops. Fuck, this is the best beer on earth for 59 cents a bottle. Yes it is.

    YOURS IN BOOZE,

    DEAN RASMUSSEN.






DEAN, how did you miss the 'If you want to get tanked in Tiananmen Square' line?



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    Originally posted by redsoxnation
      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      If you are in Tiananmen Square and you want do some serious binge drinking- definitely get a case of Yanjing. It's probably brewed by Chinese prison labor and I would assume you could get a keg over there for four bucks tops. Fuck, this is the best beer on earth for 59 cents a bottle. Yes it is.

      YOURS IN BOOZE,

      DEAN RASMUSSEN.






    DEAN, how did you miss the 'If you want to get tanked in Tiananmen Square' line?


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    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Fuck, this is the best beer on earth for 59 cents a bottle. Yes it is.

    YOURS IN BOOZE,

    DEAN RASMUSSEN.




Better than Milwaukee's Best? You could drink 134 of those, my friend.




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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
    Originally posted by pieman
      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      Fuck, this is the best beer on earth for 59 cents a bottle. Yes it is.

      YOURS IN BOOZE,

      DEAN RASMUSSEN.




    Better than Milwaukee's Best? You could drink 134 of those, my friend.


Damn straight. Back in my college days, there was this blonde I was, uh, "dating," and her, I and her friends went on some tubing trip up north near Minocqua. One tube was reserved to go around the cooler of Milwaukee's Best, and we took that mo'fo the whole way down.

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