I've been a big fan of Mitch since I was in Junior High. I was at one his shows during his very first tour, and have seen him live 4 or 5 times since that. I've probably listened to his CDs about 50 times each. My university almost booked him for a show which would have been this past weekend (they opted for Lewis Black and Stephen Lynch instead). I'm going to go pop in Strategic Grill Locations now.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami... Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself."
HBK: Youíre flat broke arenít you? MJ: Please let me wrestle on RAW! HBK: Fine, but I ainít weariní no fruity tassels. MJ: Are these your mirror pants? HBK: Give me those!
I was actually supposed to see him tonight here in Baltimore. My friend who was going with me called me this morning and told me. It is a terrible loss.
"Maybe I will buy a spray-n-wash can to hold stuff. One of my friends will ask me, 'Hey Mitch, can I borrow your spray-n-wash can?' And i'll say 'yeah, if you wanna spray your shirt....WITH DOCUMENTS."
"Whats your name? Dick Army. Hahaha, whats your wives name, Vagina Coastguard?"
This just plain sucks. I was just going to try to look to see if he had any upcoming tour dates. My girlfriend and I caught him opening for Lewis Black and Dave Attel a little over a year ago and we thought he stole the show. I just bought her his latest album on Saturday. And to top it off, not ten minutes ago I found out a guy I know from worked passesd away on Tuesday.
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
(edited by Eradicator on 31.3.05 1952) "The Universe is shaped exactly like the Earth- if you go straight long enough you end up where you were."
Stop me if you've heard this one before... Keith Olbermann Fired By Current TV; Replaced By Eliot Spitzer At some point, it's probably not so much about Olbermann's views as much as the fact that Olbermann's kind of a dick.