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Since: 9.12.01
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As you know, I am the sole account holder at CRZ.net, which means I get mail for just about anybody@crz.net. For some reason, this also means that I collect a lot of email for employees of Carrizo Oil & Gas (crzo.net) because people are idiots who can't send a simple email without botching the domain name part of the address.

Usually this means I get invoices, information about land leased for mineral rights, and other super exciting stuff like that.

Lately, though, I've been getting some emails that involve a completely different kind of drilling...

    From: Doug [redacted]
    To: Heather [redacted] @ CRZ.net
    Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2010 08:51:31 -0500
    Subject: no cell service

    Hey girlie!

    I don't have cell reception in the training facility, having problems focusing in class :)

    Im ready for round 225 or whatever we're at now, lol!

    Doug [redacted]
    Evaluation Engineer III - Deepwater Team
    [redacted] Drill Bits
    (company logos, phone numbers and addresses also redacted)
Now, of course...that COULD be ANYTHING, and if that were the only one I could probably let things go. However...

    From: Doug [redacted]
    To: Heather [redacted] @ CRZ.net
    Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2010 09:08:51 -0500
    Subject: hola!

    U still planning on doin some bowlin tonight?

    Im dying right now, its been a whole day now! :)

    I don't have cell reception at this fukin training facility so email or FB me, aight!

    Doug [redacted]
    Evaluation Engineer III - Deepwater Team
    [redacted] Drill Bits
I hope he really means bowling (as opposed to... "balling" I guess)

Finally, today's entry:

    From: Doug [redacted]
    To: Heather [redacted] @ CRZ.net
    Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2010 11:33:14 -0500
    Subject: answer to ur text earlier

    That's a no brainer! Alcohol and cigs are always better after s** :)

    I don't have cell service which is why im emailing, looking forward to my stress relief this evening :-O

    Doug [redacted]
    Evaluation Engineer III - Deepwater Team
    [redacted] Drill Bits
Really? You feel you can't type out "sex" but you can go into detail about "stress relief?"

I keep waiting for him to figure out SHE'S NOT GETTING THESE EMAILS but no luck yet. I'm trying to decide if I should email him back, or call his cel or office - maybe print them out and mail them to his office since he's so helpfully provided it in his signature. Or maybe I could email Heather and let her know what a swell dude I think Doug is! The possibilities are almost limitless!

I tried to get the Wall Street Journal interested in the "CRZ.net gettin' Carrizo's secret corporate emails" fiasco a few years back, but their reporter never got around to it (I emailed the woman who interviewed James about MySpace, for your "six degrees of separation" of the day). Now that I have these new S**Y emails, maybe I could try Gawker or somethin'.

(edited by CRZ on 29.10.10 0055)

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Secondary filing, time waste of the day. This is getting retweeted, blasted Twitter feed!





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Those emails made me lol repeatedly at work, as did S**Y. Well done.

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    You feel you can't type out "sex" but you can go into detail about "stress relief?"


Worried about a mail filter catching specific words but not any one actually reading the content.



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I used to regularly receive e-mails for a guy who faked an address under my domain, which he used for the purchase of sexual content (I got the receipt e-mails, of course) and apparently to give out to people he didn't want to actually hear from.

What I learned about him:

-His name
-his address
-his phone number
-his occupation (priest)
-his religion
-the fact he was a recovering alcoholic
-his sexual fetish (partners pooping on each other)

I was really tempted to travel to his locale and knock on his door.

Eventually, I set up all e-mail not sent to addresses I was using to bounce.
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Since: 11.1.02
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.98
When I used to live in Calgary, the last seven digits of my phone number matched the 1-800 number for the TTY line of Calgary's passport office.

People would just dial the seven digits without the 1-800, get me, and start asking questions about their passport application.

Folks would get mad and call back time after time...not realizing that:

1) They were getting my apartment, and
2) They weren't even calling the right 1-800 number in the first place.

The incredibly ignorant people eventually were told that, yes, their passport was ready, it was free, and they could come pick it up.
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Since: 18.5.04
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.94
    Originally posted by CRZ
    ...because people are idiots who can't send a simple email without botching the domain name part of the address.


Typos happen, Nick Burns.

    Originally posted by CRZ
    I'm trying to decide if I should email him back, or call his cel* or office - maybe print them out and mail them to his office since he's so helpfully provided it in his signature. Or maybe I could email Heather and let her know what a swell dude I think Doug is! The possibilities are almost limitless!


Karma also happens, even though you're joking. Then again, it would be more "douchey" than "malicious" to do such a thing, so...

(*seewhatididthere? Just kidding, O Fearless :) )





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Since: 1.8.02
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    Originally posted by thecubsfan

      You feel you can't type out "sex" but you can go into detail about "stress relief?"


    Worried about a mail filter catching specific words but not any one actually reading the content.
Ding, ding. And either it's a pretty sad excuse for a filter, or there's a Mr Fukin high up in the management team.
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    Originally posted by Whattaburger
    (*seewhatididthere? Just kidding, O Fearless :) )
But I always spell it "cel," though.

I guess I think it's cel-lu-lar but you think it's cell-u-lar?

I suppose it'd be easier if we both said "mobile" but that's, like, twice as many characters! This is the Twitter age!



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Since: 1.8.02
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.52
"Cel-lu-lar" should be pronounced like "sell-loo-lar", so ... as long as you're consistent. Although "cellulose" is a pretty firm precedent. (Don't get me started on "Linux".)
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    Originally posted by Bullitt
    When I used to live in Calgary, the last seven digits of my phone number matched the 1-800 number for the TTY line of Calgary's passport office.


A buddy of mine used to have a phone number in which the last four digits were 3425. He used to get the best crank phone calls - usually from women (but not always).
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    Originally posted by Leroy
      Originally posted by Bullitt
      When I used to live in Calgary, the last seven digits of my phone number matched the 1-800 number for the TTY line of Calgary's passport office.


    A buddy of mine used to have a phone number in which the last four digits were 3425. He used to get the best crank phone calls - usually from women (but not always).
You made me think too late on a Friday night.

Dick.



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The fact that you haven't tried messing with him via returning emails and making up funny scenarios saddens me.
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Since: 17.3.02
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.45
    Originally posted by CRZ
    I'm trying to decide if I should email him back, or call his cel


But he doesn't have cell service in that fukin training facility and all he wants to do is discuss his s**y thoughts. Such a shame.



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    Originally posted by Kidbrooklyn
      Originally posted by CRZ
      I'm trying to decide if I should email him back, or call his cel


    But he doesn't have cell service in that fukin training facility and all he wants to do is discuss his s**y thoughts. Such a shame.
Brilliant. I guess he's back to getting bars again so his training must have ended...I have had no new emails to share with you this week.



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