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Eradicator
Kolbasz








Since: 4.1.02
From: Chicago

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#1 Posted on
So I was wandering around Wizard World Chicago (a giant comic book convention) yesterday when I stumbled upon a table sitting underneath a banner which read, "WWF Superstar Virgil." No one was at Virgil's table, so I figured I would go talk to him. He was a nice enough guy, but all he wanted to do was sell me a $20 autographed photo, which makes sense 'cause that's what he was there for. Never really having the desire to own an autographed Virgil photo I tried to make some excuses, but he kept insisting. Eventually he called me a "chicken" for not wanting his picture (which I didn't really understand). So things were a little awkward, and I didn't know what else to say, so I pointed to a picture of him, Ted Diabase and Andre the Giant on the table, and in reference to Andre said, "so he was pretty big, huh?" Of course it was a stupid question, so he answered it appropriately by saying, "yeah, he was HUGE," in a tone like I was an idiot.

So that was my big brush with fame. Today and Tomorrow Al Snow will be at Wizard World, but I don't know if I am going to make it back there. I wonder if Al will be charging $20 a shot and trying to indimidate people into getting one.



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Since: 28.2.02

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#2 Posted on
At least you didnt ask him about the West Texas Rednecks...
That's actually pretty funny, do you mind if I credit you and use it in my next news update?



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Chourico








Since: 23.3.02
From: Bay Area

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
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Since: 23.5.02
From: Nashville,TN

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#4 Posted on
ME AND VIRGIL: A PLAY IN ONE ACT

:::Walks by,realizes it's Virgil and goes up to say hi:::

Virgil:Wanna buy a picture?

Me:How much?

Virgil:20 bucks.

Me:Nah thats OK.

Virgil:Chicken!!!

Me:WHAT?

Virgil:I called you a chicken.

Me:Ok,I'll buy a picture but only if i can put you in the Million Dollar Dream.

Virgil:Ok

:::Slaps on the Million Dollar Dream:::

Virgil:Ok,you can let go now.

Me:TAP BITCH,TAP!!!!!

:::Virgil falls to floor:::

Me:FREE VIRGIL PICTURES FOR EVERYONE!!!

Crowd:WHO?

Me:No,Not Jim Neidhart,Virgil.

:::Looks down and see's DeBiase and Andre pics:::

Me:Screw Virgil,I'll take these.


4 Hours Later:


Security Guard:Uh....Mr. uh.....Virgil sir,the convention center is going to close in 5 minutes.

Virgil:Are my pictures still there?

Security Guard:Yes,sir.

Virgil:DAMMIT!!!


END SCENE::::


(edited by ICEMAN on 6.7.02 1836)



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Kolbasz








Since: 4.1.02
From: Chicago

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#5 Posted on
    Originally posted by Jay Bower
    At least you didnt ask him about the West Texas Rednecks...
    That's actually pretty funny, do you mind if I credit you and use it in my next news update?



It's all you. Feel free to use it.

and credit me as Mitch McIntyre if you could. Thanks!

(edited by Eradicator on 6.7.02 1932)


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Since: 27.6.02
From: Fukushima, Japan

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#6 Posted on
Jay Bower, of the world famous Smarks.

Since you are here, I can honestly say that Scott Keith is my SECOND favorite Smarks member.

Everyone else is tied for first.


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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by ICEMAN
    Me:Ok,I'll buy a picture but only if i can put you in the Million Dollar Dream.

    Virgil:Ok

    :::Slaps on the Million Dollar Dream:::

    Virgil:Ok,you can let go now.

    Me:TAP BITCH,TAP!!!!!

    :::Virgil falls to floor:::

    Me:FREE VIRGIL PICTURES FOR EVERYONE!!!

    Crowd:WHO?

    Me:No,Not Jim Neidhart,Virgil.



ROTFL!!! XD XD XD

Mr. ICEMAN, Sir, thank you for a killer laugh tonight. Would you mind if I used your "TAP, BITCH, TAP!!!!!" for a future sig file of mine?



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Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#8 Posted on
I wonder if he still has those cool, vertical-striped tights.

Oh wait, did I say cool? I lied.



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ICEMAN
Landjager








Since: 23.5.02
From: Nashville,TN

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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by RageRockrr

      Originally posted by ICEMAN
      Me:Ok,I'll buy a picture but only if i can put you in the Million Dollar Dream.

      Virgil:Ok

      :::Slaps on the Million Dollar Dream:::

      Virgil:Ok,you can let go now.

      Me:TAP BITCH,TAP!!!!!

      :::Virgil falls to floor:::

      Me:FREE VIRGIL PICTURES FOR EVERYONE!!!

      Crowd:WHO?

      Me:No,Not Jim Neidhart,Virgil.



    ROTFL!!! XD XD XD

    Mr. ICEMAN, Sir, thank you for a killer laugh tonight. Would you mind if I used your "TAP, BITCH, TAP!!!!!" for a future sig file of mine?




Go ahead,I don't mind.



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Since: 8.6.02
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#10 Posted on
Poor Virgil...maybe he can come to WWE and reform the West Texas Rednecks with Mr. _Perfect and Blackjack Bradshaw.

*above post was a joke*



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Swordsman Yen
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Since: 16.2.02
From: Shaolin

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
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I'd like to see the West Texas Rednecks again, just to hear "I Hate Rap". Now that is an instant classic.



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