Funniest part of this whole thing...Omar Vizquel has an autobiography.
Well Mr. Burns had done it. The power plant had won it. With Rogers Clemens clucking all the while. Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile. While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile. We're talkin'... Softball. From Maine to San Diego. Talkin'... Softball. Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.
"If he comes to apologize, I will punch him right in the face," Mesa said. "And then I'll kill him."
The story gets better since now Mesa is being investigate by the commissioner's office for his comments. The way the headline reads on ESPN though - you think the Feds are after him.
Well, its not like its the first time Mesa will have been accused of murder. =)
I have a special friend. He's the baby Jesus and I love him and...and...he don't give me no s**t and he don't f**k around and he's just the f**king coolest guy and I wanna say I love the baby Jesus.I can't say enough.I love the baby Jesus and I think...he's the best thing and he's really great when he shares his love for everbody.You know what I mean?I can't even see a manger without thinkin' about him,eh?I just love the Jesus.I've only been into him for a couple of hours though,but I'm really into him. --Bruce McCulloch
Oh, man, Darren Oliver. He's our problem now. I think that even if Rocker and Everett become best friends, it will make for great TV, because the press will ask all the same questions we're asking. And those two guys love the press.