"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Well, go to China. walk around till you find an underground market entrance (an entrance to a market under the streets). Walk around in said underground market and listen for a man or woman to shout "HELLOR! DVD? VCD?". It'll be about $1.