"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Hmmmm...I'm pretty sure it's a Christopher Walken quote, except he said it more like "Please. Believe it." I would quote anything Walken says, but my wife is getting tired of threats involving saudering irons.